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The Pandemic Lawyer of the Week will be a bust for all but RollOnFriday's most puerile readers.
Tits Gulbis is a finance lawyer based in Latvia. Because networking platform LinkedIn refers to people by their first name, Gulbis' profile page is an oasis for Viz readers and the childish.
The invitation to Reach out to Tits was impossible to resist, but Tits did not respond.
Suffice to say, people like what he's got.
Tits joins the ranks of marvellous names in law. If you've spotted one, write in.
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First picture is a bit much.
Tits did nothing to deserve this.
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Slightly grasping for straws for content there ROF. He does have a bit of an unfortunate name but public shaming for it is a bit of a low blow.
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Ignore the killjoys ROF. In my book it would be a low blow NOT to celebrate a lawyer called Tits.
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Would we mock the name of someone from the BAME community in this way based on their name. I would suggest probably not.
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What 09.26 said. Not appropriate. Gutter press stuff.
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This is most chortlesome. Good for Tits for having the balls to keep his name.
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Luis must have a good mammary.
Dammit.
Memory.
Sorry.
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There is a law firm in Schleswig Holstein which delights in the name Wanker-Hertrich und Mühlenbeck:
http://m.recht-im-norden.de/
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Anonymous 16 October 20 09:44
Gutter press stuff.
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... You must be new here.
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"I am Tits." "No, I am Tits." "No, I am Tits" etc. etc.
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Hehsome, but ultimately just a man from the Baltics who shortens his given name of "Titas" (I've met plenty chaps in Lithuania/Latvia with such a name) to "Tits". Certainly odd given he obviously knows what that means in English, but who cares.
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Anonymous 16 October 20 09:44
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the Tits.
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If he meets another chap with the same first name would they be referred to as a..... ?
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Can you imagine being on the other side of a deal from him?
’We’re going to have to try and squeeze Tits on this’
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It's all gone tits up.
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ROFL this is bang out of order. Your mothers are hamsters and your fathers smell of elderberries