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The Pandemic Lawyer of the Week will be a bust for all but RollOnFriday's most puerile readers.

Tits Gulbis is a finance lawyer based in Latvia. Because networking platform LinkedIn refers to people by their first name, Gulbis' profile page is an oasis for Viz readers and the childish.

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The invitation to Reach out to Tits was impossible to resist, but Tits did not respond.

Suffice to say, people like what he's got.

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Tits joins the ranks of marvellous names in law. If you've spotted one, write in.

Tip Off ROF


Anon 16 October 20 09:26

Slightly grasping for straws for content there ROF.  He does have a bit of an unfortunate name but public shaming for it is a bit of a low blow.

Dick 16 October 20 09:36

Ignore the killjoys ROF. In my book it would be a low blow NOT to celebrate a lawyer called Tits. 

Just curious. 16 October 20 09:43

Would we mock the name of someone from the BAME community in this way based on their name. I would suggest probably not. 

Anonymous 16 October 20 10:11

There is a law firm in Schleswig Holstein which delights in the name Wanker-Hertrich und Mühlenbeck:

ShootyMcShootyface 16 October 20 10:15

Anonymous 16 October 20 09:44

Gutter press stuff.


... You must be new here.

Anonymous 16 October 20 10:47

Hehsome, but ultimately just a man from the Baltics who shortens his given name of "Titas" (I've met plenty chaps in Lithuania/Latvia with such a name) to "Tits". Certainly odd given he obviously knows what that means in English, but who cares.

Oscar Wilde 16 October 20 10:59

Anonymous 16 October 20 09:44

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the Tits.


Anonymous 16 October 20 12:39

If he meets another chap with the same first name would they be referred to as a..... ?

Anonymous 16 October 20 16:58

Can you imagine being on the other side of a deal from him?

’We’re going to have to try and squeeze Tits on this’

Fuming 19 October 20 21:18

ROFL this is bang out of order. Your mothers are hamsters and your fathers smell of elderberries


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