Honestl mate just fooking fook off with your nasty shit stirring crap. Seriously. Yes, fine in the early 90s I was lucky to not get arrested. Look up some of the stuff I mentioned on another thread. Look up my best fooking friends white-dragon and tfreak and tbaur and msofty and a Brunch of other people.
My hacker nicknames were mindjam and chancer. fooking go have fun with them and stop taking the fooking piss.
1
58
By the way, three of them have actually killed themselves. Lovely.
1
52
Easy
0
61
Nobody cares about all your made up shit.
0
69
Some of it is obvious shite and some may be true but nobody really gives an anus. Everyone stop being penous.
0
47
Don’t care if you don’t believe me stick because well, you are just nothing to me.
0
44
He's throwing another eppy because he's upset people on the internet don't believe his tall tales. The truth is, as Mutters says, we just don't care.
0
63
I was one of the founders of the worlds most successful internet Relay chat network ever. I personally owned a server which hosted a million people simultaneously and connected them to a further three million people across the world.
Wish we had found a way to make some money out of it heh.
Search DALnet and chancer (old hacker nickname) as well as dalvenjah who was m6 best mate when we were at UCSD. Also Celjah who was his girlfriend who became my first wife (oops).
0
76
A Brunch of other people
is that with it without smashed avo?
0
71
No thanks
0
71
Stick actually I’m not, I’m angry but I’m actually saying nothing but verifiable facts.
search for chancer #ircbar which was the name of the channel I owned back then, there will be, presumably a very old photo of me and as you know me in real life you will be able to understand that is actually me.
0
57
I was one of the founders of the worlds most successful internet Relay chat network ever. I personally owned a server which hosted a million people simultaneously and connected them to a further three million people across the world.
Wish we had found a way to make some money out of it heh.
Search DALnet and chancer (old hacker nickname) as well as dalvenjah who was m6 best mate when we were at UCSD. Also Celjah who was his girlfriend who became my first wife (oops).
heh
and again
heh
now let’s unpack that.
I owned some kit that resulted in a million people taking the piss and of course there was no money in it coz I am a bit shit at this.
hmm. I believe it. Why would you make that up?
0
67
Really wasn’t as simple as that (although properly heh at your kinda correct summary).
We were actually creating the IRCd which allowed this stuff to happen in the first place... hence the work I did with bahamut and dreamforge. I know we take much of this for granted now, but.., back then it simply didn’t exist.
0
69
teclo mate - how does any of what may or may not have done matter here?
look forward not back
easier said i know but try it
0
61
What does this brain fart originate from?
0
62
It comes from deeeeeeep down and waaaaaay back, I suspect.
0
63
More recently Wang took the piss.
0
58
Never end a sentence with a preposition Linda. You’re smarter than that.
0
61
And yeah, wang properly wound me up. But on the plus side, I just used the information I’ve provided here to search for myself and the picture I found wasn’t actually too bad, an ugly bug I appreciate that but it could be lots worse.
0
62
I didn't say this one wasn't true, I said nobody cares.
0
65
http://docs.dal.net/docs/history.html#3
Suggests max ever users of 140,000 and no mention of mindjam or chancer (presumably redacted for operational reasons).
0
57
And for that reason alone I shall not bother googling to find a picture that looks like you.
0
61
Heh @ operational reasons
0
65
door, arse, etc
0
58
It's a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, Hools
Or else Tecco has been on the sauce
0
57
Rofl
you are high if you are using that information haha.. Jesus Christ. You’re right in that we had a huge decline in users, long after I’d left to be honest, mainly caused by our own community.
The entire concept of distributed denial of services attacks sort of originated from #linux on DALnet. What began as an intellectual concept became something else in the mid nineties. My own personal guilt over this was not anything to do with original concept, which I thought was interesting and was at the time stunned that CISCO wouldn’t have done anything about it.
Anyway my thought was nothing more than a thought really because these guys were all incredibly better coder than I was. But it struck me that if there was little defence against a tcp attack, but then they patched that... would there be any defence against a udp packet level attack?
Turns out there was not, and.... that was that.
0
54
Did wang leak your private insta or something?
0
52
By the way, I was just trying to get in touch with Mark Owen who owned the server that first held a million users, only to discover that he died last year. That’s a bit shit. W really never got on well but meh. A pioneer. Webmaster Inc, for anyone interested. Somewhere in San Diego I think.
0
49
Teclis - show me a single reference anywhere that suggests IRC ever had more than a million users total.
0
68
for anyone interested.
ahm ooot
0
69
I believe I've said it before, but I'll say it again:
Nobody is interested.
0
71
Nice tits
0
42
(Was to stick although I’m sure yours are lovely too)
0
68
Why are you commenting on my body?
0
54
Well you have an incredibly attractive body.
0
61
And you wonder why people call you creepy and vile?
0
61
I need to know what wang said, if Teclis can even remember
0
62
You are trying to distract from the fact nobody is interested in you and your weird stories. It's not working. Nobody is interested.
0
48
what’s made tecco go so weirdly* batshit mental
*relatively speaking
0
60
i image searched chancer #ircbar, this must be the early photo of teccers. (It's on a page entitled "rantings of an 80s nut")
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1269/603/1600/mcchick.jpg
He hasn't aged well I'm sorry to say.
0
71
https://www.rollonfriday.com/discussion/vaping
0
57
Calling someone incredibly attractive is neither creepy nor vile. HTH. I know stix and I know she is devastatingly beautiful. Don’t think that admitting that knowledge publicly makes me creepy. Maybe I’m in a minority here, sorry mates.
0
57
Your version of reality and acceptable behaviour is a minority view, mate.
0
70
You met me a handful of times several years ago. This does not equate to knowing me. I am also not "devastatingly beautiful", and I imagine you have picked up the fact that comments like that make me feel uncomfortable and that is why you have resorted to making them. Hence creepy and vile.
0
70
How did we get from '90's hacker networks to Stixter's tits via hating on Wang?
0
54
Because Teclis is on the thread.
0
61
I am amazed we have never heard about this "hacker" career before; in between the taser testing, rugby, law and PE its been a very eventful career
0
56
What Orwell said
0
54
I know, Hools! To have lived such a life, he must be about 87 by now.
0
59
Has anyone ever seen Teclis and Laz in the same room?
0
57
I've just watched John wick 2 and I thought his job looked exhausting
1
68
Ah, I see your confusion. The former makes stuff up primarily about his past. The latter indulges in fantasy about his future.
0
65
TBF one could charitably assume Laz was just doing it for shits and giggles (although to do the same thing, so many times, for such a long period, is itself a strong indicator of hatstand tendencies).
0
66
I have met both on separate occasions and Laz is a decent bloke. Leave him out of this.
0
51
Laz is like Walter Mitty to Tecco's Joker.
0
54
HEH
0
61
I thought Stix shared a squat with Tecco to prevent the landlord forcing new occupants on Stix without her consent?
0
51
I thought Stix shared a squat with Tecco to prevent the landlord forcing new occupants on Stix without her consent?
0
65
I thought Stix shared a squat with Tecco to prevent the landlord forcing new occupants on Stix without her consent?
0
55
No, no, and no.
0
61
The fking crap software on this site
0
54
Heh
0
52
Heh
0
59
Although seriously stix, do you not realise you are like, properly pretty?
Ok m7
0
61
Wow Tecwith
Not only are you Chief Nuremberg Archivist, COO of Mossad, Lead Commentator on ITV’s ‘Midweek Match’ and Private Equity King of North Cornwall, you also invented t’Inter-web before Sir Tim B-L.
Way to go son.
0
48
Teclis10 Oct 19 23:33
Reply | Report
Although seriously stix, do you not realise you are like, properly pretty?
.....
0
70
0
63
Good grief. And he calls me his troll.
0
59
Sorry that was me trying to post a meme of violent vomitry but I was puking too much to get it right
0
62
0
57
Heh
0
61
That sure made me chortle
0
55
Tecco I remember when you joined around five years ago and your posts were interesting, but I also remember very quickly you would attack others and you were a bit outty. I called you out on this and your response was I was your new troll. I think you need to stop mentioning other people when you go off on these random posts
0
64
I pity you people because none of you has gone on a ten year journey and watched everyone you have placed all your hopes with achieve that one thing that you were looking to achieve. I can cry joy about that and you will never be able to experience any of that. I pity you.
0
52
And dolomite, if you wish to make a personal attack on me then why not do so from the position of using your original username?
0
56
I do not wish nor have made a personal attack on you
0
59
Oh bugger off m7
0
48
Honestly, fooking children like you taking cheap shots at easy targets just because you fancy getting laid again. Urgh. Utter moron.
0
57
teclis m88, I got ur back but what on earth makes you think people want to spend their free time googling your past as a MUD moderator, that traffic warden of the early online world?
0
56
St7 of this thread
0
64
I, of course, being your m88, did google it. The photo of "chancer" from #IRCbar could, I must admit, possibly be you although he's not looking at the camera (and he's standing in front of the worst pair of curtains I've ever seen, which is distracting).
We all looked different in 1995. I had thick floppy hair and a boyish smirk that drove the girls wild.
0
57
...I've since had a hair cut.
0
58
:-/ @ all this
cant imagine why sixta was not flattered
0
62
Don't forget he started out with "you are nothing to me"
0
65
heh Brad are you ever right about anything?
0
69
I pity you people because none of you has gone on a ten year journey and watched everyone you have placed all your hopes with achieve that one thing that you were looking to achieve. I can cry joy about that and you will never be able to experience any of that. I pity you.
As long as you're happy luv.
0
65
Does anyone understand this? Do I need to get my IT people to translate?
0
52
I'm using google translate. Original text Fantasist to translation text English.
0
60
heh
0
73
I think your ET people would be better placed Dux.
Proper LOL at this (I had to go back and see what I'd actually written). Sorry I wasn't here Tecco I was watching the new Men in Black film and eating burritos.
0
59
I think your ET people would be better placed Dux.
Proper LOL at this (I had to go back and see what I'd actually written). Sorry I wasn't here Tecco I was watching the new Men in Black film and eating burritos.
0
69
Let's tun this bad boy
0
67
This thread makes me feel sad
0
53
For invoking nostalgia for the early days of the internet - 25yrs of fooking around online! - this richly merits its tun. Awarded.
0
63
Can someone precis it at this stage, pls?
0
57
Sorry did Tecco claim to have invented the DDOS attack on this thread? In the immortal words of blackadder, I thank god I wore my corset as I think my sides have split.
0
56
"
Honestly, fooking children like you taking cheap shots at easy targets just because you fancy getting laid again.’
did anybody get laid as a result of this thread?
if so, let’s have the details
thanx"
i did have sex last night after reading this thread but there was no causal link tbh
0
52
"Can someone precis it at this stage, pls?"
yes. Teclis invented the World Wide Web and DDOS attacks in 1994
0
55
every time I have sex, I say a quiet prayer afterward to thank Teclis for GIVING GREAT THREAD
0
60
Go Linda! Good for you, girl! Woot! Get some!
0
64
He will be on soon to summarise. Down Spoons the now having a bean pasty
Join the discussion