Muttley called me a terrible deviant (or words to that effect) the other day. Which I think sums up the general opinion. Apart from some aunt who called me a fake feminist.
My favourite description of Badders is Sumo’s question about how to recognise him at pre-Christmas drink burgers: “Do you still look like a 1980s action man who decided to go work in a bank?”
At the time of reading I almost inhaled my tea.
Love you sweetheart, obvs (Badders, not Sumo - although I can’t get enough of Sumo’s tits).
Spellbound called me some wonderful things back in the day. Unfortunately I can't remember any of them now (although I do remember Reggie's cement smile).
Chambers said in one of his posts that I seem to be "quite nice". Mutters and Bright Carver have said nice things about me but I can't quite remember what they said.
Gwen - I think I said you're the best addition to ROF in several years at least and to keep posting at a point when you were considering not doing so. Stand by the former and glad you're over the latter.
I love Gwen too. And am happy to see Laz back. Tec was a bit odd earlier, are you ok? You seem to be very different from when you first joined and even from a year ago when you met us in London
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Do you keep a note of these things?
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I've been described as everything from clearly in possession of beer flavoured tits to the worst person ever encountered.
Whatevs
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Muttley called me a terrible deviant (or words to that effect) the other day. Which I think sums up the general opinion. Apart from some aunt who called me a fake feminist.
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it was a compliment Badders.
Dux's list is missing "Complete aunt" (everyone)
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I know, Muttley, and I took it as such!
Abbster, it was Blue Iguana. What a auntinous cretin he is.
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My favourite description of Badders is Sumo’s question about how to recognise him at pre-Christmas drink burgers: “Do you still look like a 1980s action man who decided to go work in a bank?”
At the time of reading I almost inhaled my tea.
Love you sweetheart, obvs (Badders, not Sumo - although I can’t get enough of Sumo’s tits).
love
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Blimmin iPhone - random “love” at the bottom of my post there. Gah!
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I’ve been called scary by Sumo and “much worse in person” by Feebs.
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Although Dusty did call you "so cool she made me self-conscious".
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I thought the Love bit was channeling Top Boy.
Sweet Little Petal? Did I? Too much gin.
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Good lord. Hello Bailey!
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I have been referred to as a human representation of Scrappy Doo (short and mildly pugilistic - at least verbally) and "jolly hockey sticks" (by Dux)
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I've been called a "auntinous cretin" by a fake feminist.
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I’m known for my sweet, fluffy cuddly nature.
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It's more than you deserve. Now get back in the kitchen and bake me a pie, bitch!
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Where have you been and what have you been up to, Bailey?
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Descriptions eh, hold my beer
ducks looks like the love child of the hamlet cigar man that was abandoned at the offices of horse and hound magazine
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Never had a description ascribed to me. At least not to my face
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That's because people can't tell you, coffers and stru apart but don't want to be called racist over it
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ML had always reminded me of an excitable puppy - especially in the summer when ladies are all wearing sandals.
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Arrogant aunt, by just about anyone who’s ever met me, which is cool.
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Sexy beast, by no one who has ever met me.
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if any have described me I haven’t noticed, which is probably for the best
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Earlier today: cray cray
Which is not completely undeserved...
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‘Oh my god, you’re huge’
Of course one takes these things with a pinch of salt.
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Spellbound called me some wonderful things back in the day. Unfortunately I can't remember any of them now (although I do remember Reggie's cement smile).
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*actually, madders called me a trustafarian, which is quite funny
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Chambers said in one of his posts that I seem to be "quite nice". Mutters and Bright Carver have said nice things about me but I can't quite remember what they said.
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I would ignore anything Spellbound ever said. She went off the deep end and started insulting everyone.
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The mastermind behind a passive aggressive secret egg club.
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Never been called a puppy before. Not sure if that's a compliment or not
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There's nothing wrong with being an excitable puppy ML.
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Aww thanks Gwen. Not saying I agree necessarily
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In fact ML you recently described me as "ace" (very kind) despite my love of coffee and hatred of tea.
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I stand by that Gwen. Great taste in music too
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Meant as a compliment ML.
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Gwen - I think I said you're the best addition to ROF in several years at least and to keep posting at a point when you were considering not doing so. Stand by the former and glad you're over the latter.
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That is so bloody kind Bright Carver. I remember now - you cheered me up.
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I love Gwen too. And am happy to see Laz back. Tec was a bit odd earlier, are you ok? You seem to be very different from when you first joined and even from a year ago when you met us in London
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I’m mainly described as a salt of the earth, northern, working class lad.
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Heh at Welly Boots
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3ducks once called me an egomaniac
which was odd
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"looks about 12"
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Suspect that may have changed in the interim
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"Small dick", "inadequate" by some of the more enlightened feminist thinkers on here
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Lots of Gwen loving on here
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I am loving it. Please keep it coming.
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Clearly, you've touched a few people on here
fnar
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Fnar fnar.
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