Grey squirrels are worse than Yanks. At least the yanks fook off a few years after they've invaded when they can't be bothered anymore and go back to burger munching.
it's the things that are banned which don't get enforced which enrage me. I should like to enrol as a special constable in order to be able to arrest people who cycle on pavements and also those who allow their dogs to mess the pavement without then cleaning it up.
Agreed judo. A cyclist almost collided with us yesterday (turned in without signalling or looking when we were crossing a side street) and then got all arsey when I shouted "you fooking dickhead" at him.
Agree with Judy. I hate it when people choose which rules they can comply with, particularly when it comes to road safety or commuting.
Surreptitious vaping indoors or on train platforms. I know it doesn't do me any harm but it drives me mad and then I rant about the breakdown of the social contract.
Add to that people who bump into you in the street and just continuing on like nothing happened/people looking at their phones who meander into your path and possibly bump into you.
And then when, after five minutes of hoping they will just stop without you having to confront them, you finally tell them to put a fooking sock in it, they act like you're the one being unreasonable.
Anna - absolutely right. The cyclist yesterday shouted back "fook off, mate, you're a dickhead!". At which point MJJ dug her nails firmly into my arm to forestall further comment/an attack on us.
I would like to ban all TV emissions which are being broadcasted before 6pm. basically telly should start at 6pm. that way, chavs have to figure out what they wanna watch on Netflix, which is already an intellectual effort
Dux they were pet dux, no flying for them. Hence the sardonic lament I spose. wild dux would land on their pond just to eat their food and piss the captives off. Dux r w**kerz. I like a coot tho tbf, we used to get them visit.
People who for whatever reason decide to stop and have a chat or wait for someone right in a choke point such as at the end of an escalator or a doorway.
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People over the age of 8 using scooters. Especially electric ones.
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TBF as eleccy scooters are illegal for road or pavement use, they are pretty much banned already. Enforcement however seems to be somewhat lacking
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Not where I live, sadly.
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Yoga class
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heh!
the troubling thing is your stern scare is probably actually scary!
Scooters are ace. Much better than a yamaha 150cc (or such like).
I propose banning brexit talk at least over the weekends. It's draining.
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Poor people.
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I would like to ban nestlé from producing single use plastics - worldwide
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people who say they are busy ALL THE TIME
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Not the motor-bike-for-girls kind of scooter, Coffers.
The kind of scooter designed for children, which some particularly w**ky adults don't appear to realise are for children.
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Brexit, together with all Brexit-related chat
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The EU.
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Actually, I would like to ban Kraft for changing the recipe for Dairy Milk and fooking up Crème Eggs.
The aunts.
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grey squirrels
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Oh, and the French.
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I would propose a ban on offices.
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I am on board with everything on this list
Kraft in particular
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that i agree with penelope
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wait, not everything, I missed a few posts
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Grey squirrels are ACE
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Red squirrels are shyt and have all got leprosy
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No, the red ones are ace. The grey ones are bin-munching tree rats.
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Grey squirrels are worse than Yanks. At least the yanks fook off a few years after they've invaded when they can't be bothered anymore and go back to burger munching.
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Holding public office and calling other people "elites"
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Could we ban 3-dux?
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I would like to ban - in all earnest - brexiters form entering the territory of the EU
they can go elsewhere
and needless to say I would like to ban anti-EU parties and their staggering incompetence in all fields from the EU parliament
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I would like to ban all EU officials who haven't been elected by members of the public.
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it's the things that are banned which don't get enforced which enrage me. I should like to enrol as a special constable in order to be able to arrest people who cycle on pavements and also those who allow their dogs to mess the pavement without then cleaning it up.
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Fool which three? I would propose mallard, tufted and mandarin
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I also would like to ban women - in particular UK women - from wearing belly tops when overweight
altho, it is somewhat out of fashion
or maybe I just don't get to see them anymore, heh
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I propose a ban on ball licking horse-dogs.
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Not the mandarins!
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Only if we can also ban overweight men from displaying their beer guts in public.
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Agreed judo. A cyclist almost collided with us yesterday (turned in without signalling or looking when we were crossing a side street) and then got all arsey when I shouted "you fooking dickhead" at him.
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Heh - DDK looks like Scottie from Boogie Nights AICMheadbanging"I'msostoopid"moment
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I like the word snog, and snogging
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NOT RESPECTING THE QUIET ZONE!
I want to fooking deck people who do this.
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fine by me
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Cats and dogs from towns / cities. If you're rural enough that they are only shitting on your property then fair enough.
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Agree with Judy. I hate it when people choose which rules they can comply with, particularly when it comes to road safety or commuting.
Surreptitious vaping indoors or on train platforms. I know it doesn't do me any harm but it drives me mad and then I rant about the breakdown of the social contract.
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Yeah, people using phones and talking loudly in the quiet carriage should be shot. Generally I choose the carriage for a fooking reason.
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Add to that people who bump into you in the street and just continuing on like nothing happened/people looking at their phones who meander into your path and possibly bump into you.
I have started to shout at them.
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I would like to ban feminists from moaning and complaining, and this whole neofeminism, metoo style
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And then when, after five minutes of hoping they will just stop without you having to confront them, you finally tell them to put a fooking sock in it, they act like you're the one being unreasonable.
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I would like to ban - for the foreseeable future - all islamic immigration into he EU with the exception of Iran and turkey
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Anna - absolutely right. The cyclist yesterday shouted back "fook off, mate, you're a dickhead!". At which point MJJ dug her nails firmly into my arm to forestall further comment/an attack on us.
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I would like to ban all TV emissions which are being broadcasted before 6pm. basically telly should start at 6pm. that way, chavs have to figure out what they wanna watch on Netflix, which is already an intellectual effort
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So MJJ used GBH to protect you from physical harm...?
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ur coming across as a bit of a Schinken, traums
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More ABH that GBH, Wangle.
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My previous suggestion had "DDK from RoF?" in the draft which I now regret deleting.
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Is DDK Traumatico then?
fook me, I'm losing track of all the screw-looseners in the post-NuRoF world.
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Wang, why would you pick the Mandarin, a beautiful creature?
Tufted I can understand. Flaming hipsters.
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because my neighbours used to have them and the fcrz would wake me up with thwir sarcastic mocking laugh if I left the window open in summer
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I would like to ban - with some rare exceptions - the export to and sale of water in countires other than the source
there is no reason why e.g. vittel or evian should be flown to china
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You're lucky they didn't fly in tbh.
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votes for the under 35s
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As long as we can also ban votes for the over 60s.
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AGREED ON THE WATER THING. importing filthy French water into the UK. BLEUGH
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voting in general
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Referendums.
The Tories.
Labour.
Gammon.
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Dux they were pet dux, no flying for them. Hence the sardonic lament I spose. wild dux would land on their pond just to eat their food and piss the captives off. Dux r w**kerz. I like a coot tho tbf, we used to get them visit.
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Heh.
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I would like to ban all EU officials who haven't been elected by members of the public.
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Not the mandarins!
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yeah this really did confuse me
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People who for whatever reason decide to stop and have a chat or wait for someone right in a choke point such as at the end of an escalator or a doorway.
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People who don't pack as they go at supermarkets and who don't have their money ready at the checkout. Instant fiery death.
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I think ale should be banned. if the UK remains in the EU I think that should be the next project
we will tell the birts to stop drinkiing fermented dead rats
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German beer purity laws lead directly to mein kampf. there is a history of this.
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Yes, and bierhalle putsches.
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Could we ban this thread?
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People who use phones / watches to pay on the tube. You are mostly shit at it and Oyster cards are still faster than everything else.
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We could ban roffing ?
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