the fact that the nose is out of focus in that pic is making me irrationally angry.
I bet this guy's face is much more wrinkly than mutters' sack as former looks like he is often out and about in the fresh air whereas mutters' sack: not so much.
W: Hail Edmund, lord of Adders Black.
E: Hello.
W: Step no nearer, for already I see thy bloody purpose. Thou plot is,
Blackadder: thou wouldst be king and drown Middlesex in a butt of
wine. Ah, ah, ah, ah.
E: No, no, no, no. it is far worse than that. I'm in love with my man
servant.
W: Oh well, I'd sleep with him if I were you.
E: What?
W: When I fancy people, I sleep with them. Oh, I have to drug them
first of course! Being so old and watty.
E: But what about my position, my social life?
W: Very well then. Three other paths are open to you. Three cunning
plans to cure thy ailment.
E: Oh good.
W: The first is simple. Kill Bob!
E: Never.
W: Then try the second. Kill your self!
E: Neu. And the third?
W: The third is to ensure that no one else ever knows.
E: Ha, that sounds more like it. How?
W: Kill everybody in the whole world. Ah, ha, ha
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fascinating
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rubbish question
I wear makeup at the gym and alone at home because it is on my face from when I put it on earlier
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why do laydeez wear make up?
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Isnt it all about making their faces look like fanoirs?
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what is the mascara in that explanation?
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I wear make up and jewellery every single day
I don't feel dressed without it
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More people wear it in private than to look more professional at work?
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pubic hair clergs? although these days burds would be shaving their eyelids as part of their make up regime
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I often wear make up in bed.
Because after 30 years of wearing it every day, I sometimes cba to take it off
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what's that supposed to mean?
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Nothing really.
Just what happens if you don't moisturise or remove your makeup before sleep. it's a pic of Tricky Woo.
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I think that's mutters' scrotum selfie
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I mean of you. Pic of you.
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a scrotum with a face
that reminds me of that Richard E Grant thing how to get ahead in advertising
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My cheeks are like baby bottoms. Because I don't wear make up on my skin. Just my eyes and sometimes lips
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the fact that the nose is out of focus in that pic is making me irrationally angry.
I bet this guy's face is much more wrinkly than mutters' sack as former looks like he is often out and about in the fresh air whereas mutters' sack: not so much.
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YOU HAVE NO SKIN OVER YOUR EYES???
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I cover my eyes with the foreskins of my lovers. I need to refresh them every so often....
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W: Hail Edmund, lord of Adders Black.
E: Hello.
W: Step no nearer, for already I see thy bloody purpose. Thou plot is,
Blackadder: thou wouldst be king and drown Middlesex in a butt of
wine. Ah, ah, ah, ah.
E: No, no, no, no. it is far worse than that. I'm in love with my man
servant.
W: Oh well, I'd sleep with him if I were you.
E: What?
W: When I fancy people, I sleep with them. Oh, I have to drug them
first of course! Being so old and watty.
E: But what about my position, my social life?
W: Very well then. Three other paths are open to you. Three cunning
plans to cure thy ailment.
E: Oh good.
W: The first is simple. Kill Bob!
E: Never.
W: Then try the second. Kill your self!
E: Neu. And the third?
W: The third is to ensure that no one else ever knows.
E: Ha, that sounds more like it. How?
W: Kill everybody in the whole world. Ah, ha, ha
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I wear it for work as it looks far more professional and other than that only if I’m going out at night.
As much as I would love to do an Alecia Keys, pale skin/ lips/ lashes look a lot better makeup.
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It's important to listen to the patient in a non-judgemental manner.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/a-cut-above-the-rest-wrin/
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Why do women wear make up and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they smell
It's a joke
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