Pharaoh Hughtenkamun is hanging out in the sand enjoying his 2Feathers and earning max Ptolemaic Coinage pnet pnet.
Laz has started a large circular stone ring in Wiltshire and has bought two identical chariots. But he has given up the henge and is now studying to boss the druid game.
Clergs has had her chariot fitted with scythes on the wheel hubs to rid the streets of rat people and she had the mead flagon holder option fitted. She lives in the north but harries the southerners from time to time.
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* scratches on turtle shells *
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stop press: Laz has withdrawn from druid school and has set himself up in the Creswellian industry, where he anticipates making a significant fortune manufacturing leaf-shaped arrow and spear points out of flint, bone, antler, shell, amber, animal teeth and mammoth ivory.
Actually hang on, no, scrub that, it's way too much like hard work. He has now established himself as a Soothsayer.
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Class OP tbf.
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Laz would probably be trying to retrofit underfloor heating to avebury
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tbf he''d get a quarter of the way round the ring doing that. Everyone in the SE would say "isn't it nice and warm underfoot" but then the rest of the ring would see him clear off in one of his two chariots and he would return some weeks later saying underfloor heating is for the absolute retardus maximus and that the way forward is solar.
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muttley is spending hours on carvings in his cave. nobody understands them
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heh
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He was much funnier back then.
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that mammoth is a massive khunt
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**Complains Mutters was funnier in 3000BC**
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Throws slices of wild boar and some baked spelt dough.
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chambo chuckles wryly whilst supping a pint of cold piss and stroking a large wolf
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Heffalump delivers a tablet of stone containing the latest decision of Blastfurnace J on the respective rights of chariot- and oxen-born road-users.
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This thread makes me want to become an ancient lady warlord
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Even 2000 BC can’t escape the question of what is a lady.
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You are an ancient lady warlord.
The other thread refers
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aw chz
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i told guy that this would b a better prolif
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I'm off to bother the ancient predecessor of the modern sheep before wondering how to breed better leeks.
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The world is flat
Elections are stolen
Vaccines don't work
Forriners are stealing my jobs
Men in dresses
Should go middle east
Actually it's a lot like it is now
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I'm off to bother the ancient predecessor of the modern sheep before wondering how to breed better leeks.
Sheep predecessor nonce
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Describe norks in hieroglyphs
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Let's call a meeting of the tribal elders to consider banning mammoth meat - going vegan is the future!
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Should Neanderthals who self-indentify as Homo Sapiens be admitted into to main cave?
Discuss.
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*the
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That Risky is a mincing fookdragon. No, really, it was a dragon
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Fur bikinis?
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That’s not a bikini
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*is dead at 40*
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Rumours of Supreme Court judge Cronus eating babies cannot be proved and repeating them is not in the public interest. I hope that shrill Hera has her mountain home repossessed.
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*grabs 'fette by the hair and drags her to his cave, with wooden club in hand to ward off roffer competitors*
Btw, was deffo not one of risky's nieces
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Calls tribal council of war to work out how to prevent immigrants arriving in small boats.
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Considers opening a bikini waxing salon, but concludes that the world isn't ready for this yet.
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