In 2000 I was still trying to decide whether I really wanted to go to law school, and also was probably relieved that the millennium bug turned out to mostly be a nothingburger ...
The internet was something my brother had at Cambridge. You mean I can ask Jeeves anything from an Easy internet cafe. Don't be daft. I'll stick with my portable typewriter thanks. I loved that typewriter. My typed letters airmailed to distant places. Correspondence in Esperanto with a girl from Siberia. A racy Australian.
head of group was meant to be doing the first leg of the induction. However, he'd been splshed all over the weekend papers for taking a journo to the rhinos.
when he eventually arrived later that day, he began his talk "sorry I'm late, as you can inagine, I've had a fooking shyt weekend"
one wit remarked "sounded pretty good to me dave!"
It's so nice history has ended and the west is nice and peaceful and you can jump on a flight really easily and the boom times are here and football is competitive and jonny Wilkinson is good at kicking and these Harry potter books are good. It will never end
I'm doing a poll of the hottest trainees in the City. Pleaser nominate your favourites here, identifying them by their real names and the firms they work for and gratuitous physical descriptions. This is gonna be great!
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I have lots of hopes and dreams for the future.
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[lurks, silently]
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did you see the glamourous solicitor????? He's a partner at my firm!!!!!!!!!
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Can't wait for my secondment to the world trade centre next autumn
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Ouch Rham.
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Then with the money I'll earn I'll save up for a five year fixed mortgage. Should be ready by mid 2007.
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*wonders who’s going to win Monty’s Prize for Wit*
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Ugh. A-levels are soooo boring. Can’t wait to go to uni.
#yoof
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Going to go to a strip club with the female trainees, because it's actually quite sophisticated and definitely not sleazy.
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Describe norks
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I hope the training partner doesn’t work out how well i know his niece
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Asturias Es Mi Patria17 May 23 17:19
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I hope the training partner doesn’t work out how well i know his niece
First week of jan 2020 had to tell the supervising partner i worked for i was now seeing his daughter and i needed a new supervising partner
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do u mean 2020? That's an interesting twist.
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In 2000 I was still trying to decide whether I really wanted to go to law school, and also was probably relieved that the millennium bug turned out to mostly be a nothingburger ...
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Have you seen that "yummy" email yet?
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Jellymonster
Going to go to a strip club with the female trainees, because it's actually quite sophisticated and definitely not sleazy.
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Um... now actually a little worried that I've got a split personality and the other one posts here without me knowing.
You did that too, Jelly?
Fistbump.
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The internet was something my brother had at Cambridge. You mean I can ask Jeeves anything from an Easy internet cafe. Don't be daft. I'll stick with my portable typewriter thanks. I loved that typewriter. My typed letters airmailed to distant places. Correspondence in Esperanto with a girl from Siberia. A racy Australian.
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I remember rotating into a litigation seat.
head of group was meant to be doing the first leg of the induction. However, he'd been splshed all over the weekend papers for taking a journo to the rhinos.
when he eventually arrived later that day, he began his talk "sorry I'm late, as you can inagine, I've had a fooking shyt weekend"
one wit remarked "sounded pretty good to me dave!"
everybody cheered
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Year 8 was tough for me tbf tbf
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I AM GETTING MARRIED AND IT IS GOING TO BE GREAT
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MY COCK IS ON FIRE!!!!!
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“harry’s the sweet, better-looking 1. he’ll go far. so sad wot happened 2 their mother.”
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Simpler times
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Law is shit. I need to get out.
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Oh, Lydia, what a woman!
*swoons*
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Glad those crazy Yeltsin years are over. Good to have someone rational and predictable back in the Kremlin.
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WTF? It is NOTHING like This Life.
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Have you tried using something called Google, instead of Lycos or Ask Jeeves, to search for something on the inter-web?
It’s really cool, as it has no advertising at all on their home page.
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I bought a really good PC at weekend from Mesh.
It had 2k of RAM, and only cost £1,350…!
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Decent zone 1 gaff, 2 beds, nearly £350k. Madness. House prices have to crash soon, right?
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Liking the look of this Iain Duncan-Smith chap. He’ll definitely go far.
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1 term Tony is in more trouble than he thinks etc etc
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Tiger Balm is NOT a lubricant sun.
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Was that when Laz appeared on Jim’ll Fix It?
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A mate reckons I should lump £10,000 in some internet start up called amazon. Thts?
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It's so nice history has ended and the west is nice and peaceful and you can jump on a flight really easily and the boom times are here and football is competitive and jonny Wilkinson is good at kicking and these Harry potter books are good. It will never end
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What’s all this poor quality banter?
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I’ve got a wicked new dial-up modem from Dixons!
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So glad this is a Peaches-free zone.
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let me know when the old horse fat is around
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Loving my hot pink motorola razr my parents got me for my birthday, 100 free texts a month.
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the idea was to ROF in the style of ROF in 2000
not just to say things you might have said in 2000
the single most famous ROF post from that era was MY COCK IS ON FIRE!!!
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I just retired having made mega$$$ changing contracts for the upcoming millenium doom
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oh and describe norks
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the idea was to ROF in the style of ROF in 2000
ok dad.
Also some of us were not on ROF then because we were at school.
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Peaches free zone. Ah, those were the days.
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yeah i was only just out of single figures then, age-wise
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Can anyone recommend a good non-jolt discman?
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what a ghey thread
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I've just added ".com" to the end of my company name so it's now worth millions although nobody really understands why.
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I'm doing a poll of the hottest trainees in the City. Pleaser nominate your favourites here, identifying them by their real names and the firms they work for and gratuitous physical descriptions. This is gonna be great!
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I don’t need friends I have Marilyn Manson
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I'm feeling that one, Phoebs
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Should get it on a t shirt.
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