Re reforming, I am pretty sure there is precedent in the form of the post interregrum. I think it just read re Cromwell &Co: not what they said. yours Chuck2
GeneralLee gets my vote for policy 2 (not so keen on 3) with thanks to Clergs and CW too for realising that we’re not overpaid at the mo. Would be nice if my pay stopped going down for a bit.
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Do you mean the very first three things?
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See my thread as new PM.
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1. Finish everything Boris promised but didn't deliver
2. Fracking
3. Re-introduce binary identity
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1. Make a list of everyone Boris sacked for non sleaze reasons; shortlist for cabinet posts.
2. Reverse Priti Patel’s work.
3. Go to Brussels
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Give myself a big pay rise
Gold plate my pension entitlements
Fvck off on holibobs
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Shoot the last three
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1. end woke nonsense!
2. holiday in a dacha on the black sea
3. IMPERIAL tonne of coke
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Reasons to be cheerful
1, 2, 3
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Your mum
Your sister
Your auntie
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you may have a reform act, but can you reform an act?
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(and ABBA doesn't count)
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Chin a Nelson
Spot of jackhammering
Sleep
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Peerages for all my close friends.
Rip up planning system and start again with the ability to override nimby objections.
Grope some nice young lady from Conservative head office.
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1. Machine guns on dover beachs, laser sharks and mines in the Channel.
2. No benefits.
3. Any protests about 1 and 2 to be met with the army, who will be using live rounds.
Then maybe cut some taxes and stuff.
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repeal every piece of legislation passed since th 2010 general election
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1. Rail into Carrie from behind
2. Film it
3. Send vid to Boris
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1. remove all of Carrie's guady decor
2. raise the taxes for the rich
3. free school meals available all summer
4. Change uni application to post award
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I mean sack in the military sense.
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I mean sack in the military sense.
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phoebe, on taxing the rich - are you talking about paye donkeys or rich people with more than £xx million in assets?
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Free university to PhD
Comprehensive industrial strategy
Show trial for SAGE
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1. pay freeze for all public sector employees apart from hospital doctors, head teachers and senior nurses.
2. cut corporation tax
3. raise income tax thresholds in line with inflation.
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Re reforming, I am pretty sure there is precedent in the form of the post interregrum. I think it just read re Cromwell &Co: not what they said. yours Chuck2
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1. Shut down parliament
2. Quadruple the pay or the army and police
3. Kill Madge and declare myself new king of England
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*her maj
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There's been a pay freeze for public sector workers since George Osborne 's first budget
"I say why are public services so shit"
Would you work hard for a literal take home pay cut?
Private sector relies on public sector so you've only fooked yourselves in the long run by supporting it
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assets
and abolish inheritance
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Abolish the triple lock
Public sector pay rises to catch up with inflation.
Repeal the TCPA 46.
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1,2 and 3: change the wallpaper at No 10…
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1. Join the EU
2. Introduce proportional representation
3. Introduce mandatory (max) 35 hour working week - no opt outs for anyone
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GeneralLee gets my vote for policy 2 (not so keen on 3) with thanks to Clergs and CW too for realising that we’re not overpaid at the mo. Would be nice if my pay stopped going down for a bit.
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1,2 and 3: Teach Feebz and benj how to count to three (not four!)
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1. Rejoin the EU
2. Repeal the Hunting Act 2004 and all Tory legislation since 2016
3. Direct military intervention in Ukraine and smoke the Russian forces; assist key people in Russia to do a Valkyrie on Putin
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Per Mark E Smith:
1 Halve the price of cigarettes.
2. Double the price of health food.
3. Declare war on France.
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NHS: award lifestyle points so that non-smokers etc get treated first.
Education: double teacher pay.
Tax: top rate 35%.
Foreign: trade deals with English-speaking Asian countries.
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No no no. You guys don’t understand the question: the VERY FIRST three things…
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Some of us understood
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I would also bone Carrie and post it on the line.
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