I have a terrible memory for people so if I do post on this thread it is almost inevitable that the person I select is going to call me a complete khunt and tell me we’ve met on at least 5 separate occasions and may even have slept together
Another very under rated actor. But I can't imagine you as being better looking, I mean he was voted as one of the best looking men in the world mate! Used to earn over a million dollars a film and that was in the sixties!
Tecco, it's not for nothing that the ladies at the bar swoon the moment the big saloon doors of the Drummond swing open to reveal Chambo and his winning smile.
It's said that he's the reason management had to install wipe-clean vinyl tools in the ladies' bar.
that stuffed shirt fellow appears to be sitting next to a display cabinet containing a collection of rags. Welcome to the rag museum, with me, Sir Furywhelk Cholmondley-Farquind.
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They are all hot and totally in to me. In my head I look pretty decent too tbh tbf tbh.
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Bentines - the ronnie barker character from the 70s version of Open All Hours
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clergs - like the redhead bird from the IT crowd, maybe a bit less hot
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anna - a bit like gillian anderson with big tits
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I picture Bam as Astro Boy.
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Wang - like mr blobby but with bigger tits.
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Fluffy - like a cross between Bjork and Jodie Foster.
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Wellerz - pink cheeked a
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I have a terrible memory for people so if I do post on this thread it is almost inevitable that the person I select is going to call me a complete khunt and tell me we’ve met on at least 5 separate occasions and may even have slept together
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Argh.
Wellerz - pink cheeked and grinning, with a pint in one hand. Good head of head, bags under his eyes due to mini Wellerz.
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Strutter, I can confirm that we have not bumped uglies.
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you owe me an email you complete khunt
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Head of hair, for god's sake.
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that was at strutter
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Before I know who you were, Anna, I pictured you as looking like Brigitte Bardot.
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Hank:
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I replied the same day. Possibly your filters caught it, give ‘em a look-see and let me know if you still can’t find anything and i’ll resend
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Heh, really? The imagination is a funny thing.
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It is indeed.
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Not that you were a disappointment (well, except for the lack of a bouffant 'do).
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I will work on the big hair in future.
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Someone do me (description that is)
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Apols strutter. I thing it did go into junk email and I didn't see it. Would you mind resending?
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Tricky
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Close. No hats tho. I don't do funny hats.
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do you prefer the more erect dutch hat?
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No funny hats. Erect or flaccid.
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Oh yes, I do enjoy fingering holes in dykes.
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I imagine Anna as looking like Claire Skinner (outnumbered), efficient and hot.
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Dracz looks like DJ Qualls.
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Queenie E:
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Wellers:
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Clergs:
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Who is it who looks like a melting toby jug?
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Heffalump:
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Fck off tecco u fat ginger flange
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Go on someone post a photo of Captain Birdseye for me.
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One gets the sense with Liz Truss she has something of the nighttime about her
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Me please.
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I've met a fair few on this thread. All normal in person. One or two posters I haven't met and wouldn't really want to.
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I think Shooter looks like a hot merging of Brad Pitt and Ryan Reynolds, only hotter and with more hotness.
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Gwen = Eowen
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I always think of chambo as a youngish Brian Glover.
"You play to your strengths in this game, and my strength is as a bald-headed, rough-looking Yorkshireman".
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wang.
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I read a book once. Green it was. /chambo
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Tecco are you really ginger?
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Strawberry blonde darling.
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Actually, these days I'm light brown with more than a touch of gray on the sides. Mostly caused by stress from wangs mum tbf.
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Fab-u-lous.
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Xx
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Heh at Brian Glover. People have said I look a bit like Lee Marvin, except taller and better looking.
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Another very under rated actor. But I can't imagine you as being better looking, I mean he was voted as one of the best looking men in the world mate! Used to earn over a million dollars a film and that was in the sixties!
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Teclis looks like a Madame Tussauds version of a cross between Tim Farron and that Fish Finger who followed Tim Farron around.
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*bump*
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Tecco, it's not for nothing that the ladies at the bar swoon the moment the big saloon doors of the Drummond swing open to reveal Chambo and his winning smile.
It's said that he's the reason management had to install wipe-clean vinyl tools in the ladies' bar.
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Heh. =stools.
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3 ducks:
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dracs must look like bob geldof in "the wall", in a strait jacket
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Tecco
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heh that's the spit of Nev sumo
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Simon Heffer is more Laz tbf
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that stuffed shirt fellow appears to be sitting next to a display cabinet containing a collection of rags. Welcome to the rag museum, with me, Sir Furywhelk Cholmondley-Farquind.
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Simon Heffer really really does look like laz there.
Except laz would never be admitted as a member of the Garrick.
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Bernstein
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I have only ever met a couple of RoFers but have been agreeably surprised in each case.
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Tecco looks almost exactly like mr clever off of the mr men. apart from the clever bit obv.
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Aww cheers Jorrocks ?
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Roffers never look like you imagine in my experience
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Heh @ Chris Barrie as Tecco
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Every Orange person I've ever met is disappointed and tells me they imagined more tentacles.
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Erm...bit awks.
they said ‘testicles’.
Dont shoot the messenger.
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Scylla
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Sumo... all I can think when I see that picture is that she has a proper octopus beak under there.
I think people would prefer testicles.
For those unfamiliar with an octopus beak see below .
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