07 November 2018

A property firm has asked its employees to reveal what cartoon character they would like to be, and published their enlightening choices on their profile pages.

Clients and tots alike will delight in learning something a little less 'ruh-roh' and a bit more 'Barnacles!" about their solicitors, before everyone returns to the mundane drudgery of conveyancing. 

Welcome to the hypothetically fun world of The Partnership Property Solicitors.

Partnership 1
And by "fight", Devi means jump up, petrified, into Shaggy's arms.

 

 

Partnership 2
Emma banished her nephew and whacked her bro.

 

Partnership 3
It's easy to laugh off problems at home when you're Spiderman!
*wipes tear*
bon
ALL OF THEM

 

 

Partnership 6
Cyclops?

 

 

Partnership 7
What absolutely no-one thinks of when they think of Tom Hardy.

 

 

Parternship 8
Looks like Ryan did his job.

 

 

Partnership 9
He also enjoys a rapping song if it has a good beat to it.

 

tah
Tahsin have you met Joseph?

 

dir
'Despite', 'because of', who's counting.

 

woof
Barking not barking.

 

morgan
Morgan is one of the few lawyers
who addresses a difficult negotiation
by strapping herself to a rocket and firing it into a cliff.

 

meh
She's poisoning the doughnuts.

 

Partnership 10
They're being mean Nabil, no-one else got that question.

 

 

Partnership dog
-Pongo swipes right-

 

Well done Partnership Property Solicitors. Stroll through the hall of bonkerdom for other legal websites with a touch of the crazy, and if you know any, do spill the beans.

Tip Off ROF

Comments

Anonymous 16 Nov 18

You really have to question the acumen of any firm that would do this to themselves.  This type of fatuous bollockry would actively drive me into the arms of a competitor.

Anonymous 16 Nov 18

I'm mad me!  I like cartoons and shit music, but please do trust me with your conveyance.  It'll be a right laugh.  Look at my hips!  Go on, look at them!  LOOK AT THEM!

Anon 16 Nov 18

With some of these answers, I’m guessing a fair few identified with the British Virgin Islands. 

Peter Ambrose 16 Nov 18

Thank you SO much for this coverage - we only found out about it when three or four candidates applied to work here and gave this article as the reason why they wanted to join! We're just a bit upset because a bunch of our team weren't commented on - why not? https://thepartnershiplimited.com/the-team/ Peter Ambrose aka Mr Selfridge's biggest fan!

Peter Ambrose 20 Nov 18

VERY interesting point about the use of subjunctive.  We have been battling this point for many months because there is such a range of an opinion on the matter. In the end we decided to settle with the Mi Ure approach but suffice to say - it does trouble us... Look out for a potential subjunctive switch ...

Anonymous 20 Nov 18

So instead of a brief description of the employees background in the legal sector (very worrying) the owner has chosen to tell us why his employees like a certain cartoon character! Its good to know that if I chose to engage this firm that my chosen lawyer will be able to name all 101 Dalmatians but probably have no clue how to draft a lease...

Peter Ambrose 18 Feb 19

Oh dear oh dear oh dear. These comments reflect the core problems with the legal industry today. Lack of confidence as demonstrated by anonymous postings and blinding arrogance. Why are our lawyers incompetent because we enable them to demostrate their personality.  In our direct experience, the background of a lawyer has no relevance to their ability.  Maybe if we posted photographs of people in front of bookshelfs, explaining they have been "doing law" for 25 years, that would really make us stand out as innovators. But hey Anonymous - what do I know - I run an expert and successful business that has been trading for 10 years - what's your background and expertise?

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