He's finished his cereal, now it's time to GSD, baby! (Sticks out tongue, makes devil horns, begins checking defined terms).
The manliest men man the desks at De Boer Egberts, as documented exhaustively by the Dutch firm's Bonkers Law Firm Website.
DBE’s six lawyers differentiate themselves from their rivals by keeping the legal stuff to a minimum, and devoting their site to an album of 42 - yes, 42 - ravishing monochrome images of the boys at work.
The site leads with a portrait of the lads queuing up to be in Top Gear's studio audience.
Brand on the run.
Their profiles are even moodier.
Bismilla! Nooo!
A few perfunctory paragraphs set out the firm's practice areas, then the lawyers get back to what's really important: the expansive photo shoot. RollOnFriday injected itself with testosterone and took a look through the highlights.
The fellas relax after breaking out of a shipping container.
Winners hang their jabot on a punching dummy.
Other firms don’t feature Saul Goodman, for some reason.
Call security, we've got a dad lad photocopying.
Trying not to think about that shipping container.
He's dropped his favourite Ferrari-branded poppit.
They can't resist its pull.
Alexa, define nervous excitement.
"He only ever uses me to play the opening chords of Mr Brightside - please, kill me."
Each meeting room comes with a work-out station from which the alpha lawyer can direct operations.
You're right, Dutch Sting, justice IS blind.
Full wall dedicated to a Suits mural. Full wall.
Reinforce dominance by communicating with junior lawyers via loudhailer.
A lone woman picks her way through the drum kits, pull-up bars and slam balls.
Oscar reminds Jack what they did to survive in the shipping container.
Booze 'O Clock is not representative of the firm's actual preference for Heineken 0.0.
The exact moment the photographer got cracked in the head with a signed football.
White collar today, Black Sabbath till he dies!
Anyone caught discussing 'feelings' gets the helium.
Some days he wonders if a van Ruisdael print would have been nicer.
Well done De Boer Egberts for single-handedly buying up Harley Davidson's run of coffee table books. If your firm's website is awash with machotivational art, or is otherwise unique, get shit done and write in.
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Ha!!!
Our Managing Partner is in his mid 60s and dresses like that. I suspect he thinks he looks cool but actually looks a complete tool.
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sub-guy ritchie esque gangster flick vibes
the paginator approves
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"He only ever uses me to play the opening chords of Mr Brightside - please, kill me."
It's a bass, not a guitar. And the opening to Mr Brightside is picked, not chords.
By all means mock them for the rest of it, but leave the poor P-bass alone!
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“Outside of work the lawyers at DBE enjoy playing in their dad band, brewing their own pilsner and barbecuing whilst wearing aprons with ironic slogans”
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Maybe part of the reason the guitar wants to die is because the guy is trying to play the opening chords of mr brightside on it even though it’s a bass and the opening is picked.
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Getting shit done is nothing to gloat over. After all, babies can do it.
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Why don’t they recruit any women? Bizarre line up
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Good to see they take diversity seriously.
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they need to fix those dad bods first...
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There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch."
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Photographer: what you want?
DBE: make us look like a bunch of hipster 2-hats
Photographer: I got you fam
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What would Mike Brown of BLM make of this? No ties? No short-sleeved shirts? No hair dye? He'd be spitting feathers.
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I'm sure they don't not recruit women.
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Guffawing, here. The lack of irony, the self aggrandisement in these shots, matched with the writer's comments, is lovely. Perhaps this album is a genius strategy to appeal to their dadlad target client group?
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This is lovely. I can see exactly how they dance in my mind…
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That shipping container does feature a great deal.
Is kidnapping an area of practice?
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This is ridiculous. The picture is of a bass guitar and the opening to Mr Brightside is picked and......zzzzzzz.
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So much testosterone.
I fell pregnant just looking at their photos.
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Still far too many firms run by alpha male dinosaurs.
Odd for a profession that has had a female majority joining it for a decade.
What’s gone wrong here?
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"50 years experience" - since 1995. Clearly not great with numbers. Must the helium.
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Haha how pathetic is this site…. Given the comments and Jamie Hamilton’s review, I can tell that all of you have very tiny dicks. You guys just can’t stand the fact that they are good looking, have a successful running law firm and are having fun together. Learn from it and start doing something with your lives!