No SNP to rule us!

It's the Greens that are the real problem up there

Basically everything, even the whiksy these days 

None of these makes up for the fact that you’re there and not here.

People don’t say “you wot m8?” when you communicate with fellow English speakers around the world. 

Income tax rates!

1. Everything
2. See 1.

I saw a man earlier with an ombre effect spaniel and wondered if it were new chimp

Climate is the obvious one. 

However the Union is the most successful combination of former bitter enemies in history.

Someone actually told me the other night (and I didn’t know) that bottomless alcohol brunches etc weren’t allowed in Scotland (except with special permission). Most odd. 

Yeah there's this theory that limiting the availability of drink at social events Will stop depressing lonely deaths from drink in bedsits

What's that u say maybe we could make the world less depressing? Nahhhh 

“However the Union is the most successful combination of former bitter enemies in history.”

As we see every day on here obs

The universities. Both of them.