Well that’s just rude: Remember when Boris Johnson allies launched “Operation Save Big Dog”? One particularly, er, exuberant plotter claims to Playbook that Labour is carrying out “Operation Save Sh*t Dog” — trashing Tory leadership rivals to keep Sunak limping on. The Express’ Martyn Brown hears the same. Play nice, folks.

Hehe. This makes me think something actually might happen. It's a devastating story for the nasty little twerp however it came about, true or not.