What are we realistically going to chase down though? 140?

Just watch fatty Bairstow cream 100* to win the game now…

YJB for the win.

Kudos to Jim for sticking by "first on the teamsheet" Woakes, even through the bad times.

Heh.

Still would have had Topley over him if fit.

Lambambachampagne finally gone. Can we keep them to under 250?

They've already got plenty. We will be all out for under 100.

Unusual to have such a sparse crowd for a game played in England (which it must be as Woakes is famously ineffective overseas) but it is cold to spending a whole day sat outside. 

Yeah, he’s really been on fire this tour hasn’t he. Glad they chose him from the start.

Just watch fatty Bairstow cream 100* to win the game now…

FF, proving yet again  to be one of the world's great predictors - NOT!

Lol that you think that was actually a prediction you generic member of the rof triggerati 

I had a fiver on a wicket first ball at 20/1 because we've been so hilariously shit it felt inevitable. 

Cheers fat lad. 

What. A. Joke.

It would be an achievement if we could avoid being bowled out. At least we have got over a hundred. 

Heh. RR - ever the optimist eh?

I just really worry this will carry over to the test side.

Livingstone is probably the shittiest player who has played for England in the last 10 years.

A big muscle-bound lump of cretinous puke.