Probably worth going this year if you're still a worthless piece of sh1t Tory like Judy or crypto. Once they're down to single figure MP numbers the smug levels will presumably be pretty low, which can't be fun for you sociopaths.
Actually can you imagine how awful it must be being one of the horsey blond researchers they go in for at conference. Being gawped and pawed at by an endless series of red faced dirty old men from the shires while drinking warm gin and flat tonic and trying to pretend it makes sense to waste your 20s working for a political party that will be lucky to see power again before you turn 40.
The conference is now going so badly it would almost be worth going just for a good laugh. Main speeches moved to a smaller venue to avoid empty seats. Open infighting amongst cabinet ministers.
I hope she does a medley of her greatest hits. I want to hear he latest views on the blob, the anti-growth coalition, the cabal of woke-elite bankers who moved against her.
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I would have done, but got too much work to do.
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Would love to go. To see the confused look on their chubby pink faces...
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I’ve never been and it’s No1 on the bucket list.
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I'd need to take a bucket for sure.
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You need to get out more.
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The atmosphere must be wonderful following Shap’s keynote yesterday. The real irony is that I’m on strike this week so could have gone.
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Probably worth going this year if you're still a worthless piece of sh1t Tory like Judy or crypto. Once they're down to single figure MP numbers the smug levels will presumably be pretty low, which can't be fun for you sociopaths.
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go back to your constituencies….and prepare for unemployment
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the after parties and casual sex opportunities are probably quite good
people in declining societies tend to become decadent
itll be like berlin in the twenties
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There is literally nobody there under the age of 70 who isn't on their payroll or a journo. The casual sex opportunities are probably a bit niche.
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I’ll target the Jounos.
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Actually can you imagine how awful it must be being one of the horsey blond researchers they go in for at conference. Being gawped and pawed at by an endless series of red faced dirty old men from the shires while drinking warm gin and flat tonic and trying to pretend it makes sense to waste your 20s working for a political party that will be lucky to see power again before you turn 40.
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Apparently it's 25% full
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so they're outperforming their polling numbers!
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drinking warm what
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Those khunts deserve everything they get Donnie
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Their dream scenario is to end up like Carrie. They're barely human
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I’m only in my 30s, Donny.
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Noted that you didn't deny being a red faced dirty old man from the shires...
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I’ve been described as worse.
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The conference is now going so badly it would almost be worth going just for a good laugh. Main speeches moved to a smaller venue to avoid empty seats. Open infighting amongst cabinet ministers.
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YLTSI
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Mortgage Karen is speaking today
everyone in the room should be arrested imo
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I hope she does a medley of her greatest hits. I want to hear he latest views on the blob, the anti-growth coalition, the cabal of woke-elite bankers who moved against her.
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Hopefully she has an update on cheese stats.
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Are the police obliged to act on tip offs of the location of major criminals?
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‘the cabal of woke-elite bankers who moved against her’
oh she’ll be complaining to the manager alright
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Paging PC Jim. Do the right thing, sun.
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.... and I thought this was about Amstrad's latest micro...
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Sounds like an absolute car crash tbh
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Actually that’s unfair
more of a train crash
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A party that is one giant trolley problem
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No one heard from LA?
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