I like the idea of creating my own VIII. Which means i need 8 six-footers plus a tiny girl. Mrs Flash isn't super keen on the idea but i pay the bills so she has to do what i say.
2/2. But I wouldn't say no to a third. Although my wife and I would have to have sexual intercourse for that to happen, unless I mate with someone else.
I fear, despite its problems 1950 - 2020 will be seen as a Golden era, particularly in Europe, and we gradually entering another global era of woe similar to the first half of the 20th century. Not sure todays kids are going to have it as good as us or our parents. I used to think people who said they wouldn't want to bring people into a world like this were absurd. Less so now.
And please stop it with the sarcastic snide comments aimed at me. I don't want to get into a slanging match with you. I gather you're not really 100 %. Get well soon.
Have one. Would have liked two. Terrifying preggo experience with #1 put Mr Nex off another and that ship has now sailed. I'm too old and quite glad at the prospect of more sleep/easier travel and that sort of thing on the horizon.
So in one thread we have discovered that clubbers has had his tubes tied and no longer represents a threat to all women within a 20ft radius and that Carps has reproduced!! Next you'll be telling me that Ariana Grande and Pete Whatsisface have split up...
in an ideal world would love 3 or 4 but not practical with our lifestyle (family scattered around world, maintaining a career etc) and I have really tough pregnancies so don’t think I can do this again
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Reported as paedo-touting thread.
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I like the idea of creating my own VIII. Which means i need 8 six-footers plus a tiny girl. Mrs Flash isn't super keen on the idea but i pay the bills so she has to do what i say.
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More about Grandchildren these days. None yet, but I have two six foot plus kids in their twenties, so they had better get on with it.
Done my bit.
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Get Sam on the case Chambo
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2/2. But I wouldn't say no to a third. Although my wife and I would have to have sexual intercourse for that to happen, unless I mate with someone else.
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Currently I'm favouring none.
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Pardon Wang? Sam is a dog, they are human. Don't mix in my world, I won't ask about yours.
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0/0
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heh@chambo
not sure wang was seriously suggesting your dog should procreate with one of your children to create a strange dog-rugby player combo
or was he?
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5 and that's lovely. There is a new generation too.
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heh u fckwit I meant get sam breeding (FOR THE AVOIDANCE OF DOUBT NOT WITH YOUR CHILDREN BUT RATHER ANOTHER DOG)
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Think Simon de Montfort going into battle with four strong sons
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What fussers said.
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a hobby-child would probably be good. Just enough to say you'd done it without having to have epic compromise
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Have four. No more.
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has someone taught you how to go about that clubbers?
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Well it was a bit of a mystery to me but the nice doctor has had a bit of a fiddle to make sure I don’t do it again
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I'm afraid Sam the dog is now neutered. He was causing a bit too much trouble in the park with female dogs in his younger days.
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Weren't we all, eh Chambo? ;)
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one of my m7 dave's colleagues had the dr fiddle. it spontaneously reattached (a one in 150000 chance apaz). he got twins to add to the brood of 3...
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0 / 0 afaik
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I fear, despite its problems 1950 - 2020 will be seen as a Golden era, particularly in Europe, and we gradually entering another global era of woe similar to the first half of the 20th century. Not sure todays kids are going to have it as good as us or our parents. I used to think people who said they wouldn't want to bring people into a world like this were absurd. Less so now.
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nil/nil
Chambers. Bringing inadvertent hilarity to NuNuRof.
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fark.
*buys bricks*
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5/3
*sigh*
on the plus side of being limited to 3, I’m fairly sure that hitting 5 would have involved a different Mr’s A and that would never do.
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3/3
I am the Bursar's friend...
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have 2, would sort of quite like a 3rd in theory but probs not going to happen.
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Kids are good mostly, but expensive. Who knows what Grandchildren will cost me. 'Dad, could you lend a few grand?' Never to be paid back obviously.
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Am I the only one that read astis comment with inadvertent inverted comma and giggled at the idea that Asti could have a bum baby?
i know he meant Mrs A but still. Snort.
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You're the only one Teclis. How about growing up and having a couple of your own. The clock's ticking.
Its funny how the posters on here who have had kids seem to be the most grounded in reality.
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Did I read that right? You are probably the only one on here who would encourage my genetic material to be furthered.
there is no clock anyway, I’m early 40s and a bloke. *shrug*
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Genetic dead end then.
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If your genes are the future then humanity will get exactly what it deserves.
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Let's see what happens.
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And please stop it with the sarcastic snide comments aimed at me. I don't want to get into a slanging match with you. I gather you're not really 100 %. Get well soon.
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You don’t get to take the moral high ground if you’ve engaged in rude comments already yourself. I’m sure there’s a rule somewhere.
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Have one. Would have liked two. Terrifying preggo experience with #1 put Mr Nex off another and that ship has now sailed. I'm too old and quite glad at the prospect of more sleep/easier travel and that sort of thing on the horizon.
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I have one arriving in about 6 months
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So in one thread we have discovered that clubbers has had his tubes tied and no longer represents a threat to all women within a 20ft radius and that Carps has reproduced!! Next you'll be telling me that Ariana Grande and Pete Whatsisface have split up...
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Is Carps Prince Harry?!?!?!
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"Its funny how the posters on here who have had kids seem to be the most grounded in reality."
fook off Chambers, Lydia has 5 ffs
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I don't take that as an insult. Reality is overrated.
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*likes PP's post*
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40 is the right time to start a family. It means i dont have to buy a porsche.
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yeah I reckon it is a good age to be sure that you have tried all the other stuff first
go for a ridiculous name, go on
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we're May 2nd (apparently). Wonder if we'll get the room next door to Harry and Meg
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What Nexus said minus the scare.
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#2 due in jan
in an ideal world would love 3 or 4 but not practical with our lifestyle (family scattered around world, maintaining a career etc) and I have really tough pregnancies so don’t think I can do this again
so realistically, 2 and done in 2019
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0/0 - I'm too selfish an individual to have children.
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a few years ago there was a birth announcement in the time
"x a brother to 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10. A First XI."
yikes
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:(
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Sorry to hear that FF. you doing ok?
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none, cant even look after myself
maybe a dog
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