Marsehole just put petrol in his diesel golf and realised he'd forgotten to renew his RAC membership while EV drivers all use the same smug plug and have mega range.
if I were chief mortgage approver of the world i would automatically decline any application from any mug who has a direct debit to a sandwich shop for coffee.
no but I do get annoyed with the "Cash is king" people in front of me at Tesco when all I want is cigarettes... You know the ones, they decide to do lottery tickets for the whole family and need to pay out of different budgets, then they realise they've forgotten an item and wander off across the store looking for it, get back to the till and don't have their money ready and then start fiddling with change to make up the amount and then suddenly decide there and item in there they no longer want and ..... sometimes murder is justified.
I am particularly exercised by this at the moment. One of my best friends has had a shitty year, losing both parents within months of eachother. Now her only sibling, her brother, has been diagnosed with lung cancer (when he was being examined for the pneumonia he was suffering from).
The Pret coffee club is the hallmark of a loser. I reckon they are all into couponing and that tedious US thing where you save hard and do nothing until you are 40 to live like a hermit for the rest of your life but work free!!!
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You just want a bit of petrol and you have to wait for someone's cappuccino to be made. Sprinkles? Oh go on then.
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Oh wrong shop.
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that too
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What else would they be ordering?
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ICE car drivers queuing at petrol stations as you waft past in your insanely powered EV. Hi.
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100 litres of diesel and a Ginsters pasty.
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high guise wafts in for a coffee and a bacon roll while his EV charges. Leisurely.
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Meanwhile, ICE motorists are fuming at the pumps.
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Marsehole just put petrol in his diesel golf and realised he'd forgotten to renew his RAC membership while EV drivers all use the same smug plug and have mega range.
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you can really mess up your shaver if you plug it into 115 volts. I'm going back to Gillette Mach 3s just in case.
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I prefer my shavers to be hypersonic which is Mach 5+
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“what else would they be ordering”
they should be doing what every proper person does in Pret and paying for cold food and drink
pret coffee is rank
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As laz well knows, each pret has different coffee therefore to say 'its all rank' is something nobody can say (unless they have been to all prets)
The problem with all coffee shops (and a lot of these designer bars) is so many have weird orders like oat decaf caramel mocha or something
There should be a queue for people who want espresso and americano
All bars should have a queue for people wanting pints and not cocktails which smoke so they can put them on insta
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heh @ davos the peer connoisseur! Pret coffee is completely standardised, and shit, as well u kno
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It's fine.
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inkorrwkt
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Everything in pret is shit and overpriced. If you're doing anything in there except taking a dump then expect to be judged hard.
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Do they still put too much amyonnaise in their coffee?
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No - just the right amount
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The coffee is a good deal if you join the club. I think it's like 20 or 30 quid every month for up to 5 coffees a day?
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It used to be Arabica and fine before Covid.
With covid and the new coffee club thing it's become robusta and shit.
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if I were chief mortgage approver of the world i would automatically decline any application from any mug who has a direct debit to a sandwich shop for coffee.
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If they asked for a reason I’d ruefully disclose: ‘Shows profligacy and low IQ’
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The view from wang:
Pret filter coffee is fine.
Anyone ordering anything other than an americano or espresso should be added to strutter's "list"
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Agreed
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same with tw4t5 ordering cocktails in bars
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ban cocktails
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I concur with ROLF.
Laz needs his head examined if he frequents Pret for tucker.
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It appears that some people don't have enough things to complain about in their practically-perfect-in-every-way lives...
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no but I do get annoyed with the "Cash is king" people in front of me at Tesco when all I want is cigarettes... You know the ones, they decide to do lottery tickets for the whole family and need to pay out of different budgets, then they realise they've forgotten an item and wander off across the store looking for it, get back to the till and don't have their money ready and then start fiddling with change to make up the amount and then suddenly decide there and item in there they no longer want and ..... sometimes murder is justified.
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Pretty odd thing, thinking you can criticise others' life choices when yours include cigarettes.
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I'll tell you what I keep telling my doctor. I enjoy smoking.
I'm still entitled to get annoyed at annoying people.
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I am particularly exercised by this at the moment. One of my best friends has had a shitty year, losing both parents within months of eachother. Now her only sibling, her brother, has been diagnosed with lung cancer (when he was being examined for the pneumonia he was suffering from).
He is a selfish khunt, too.
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(who would not give up the smoking) FTAOD
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The Pret coffee club is the hallmark of a loser. I reckon they are all into couponing and that tedious US thing where you save hard and do nothing until you are 40 to live like a hermit for the rest of your life but work free!!!
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