Keoghs Solicitors has banned bins from its Bolton office, after someone started shitting in them.
Cleaners discovered the problem (more specifically: a large, brown problem) in one of the bathroom bins. Later the same week they found a second poo in another bin.
And on Monday staff received an email from Business Support Director Steve Lees:
RollOnFriday can't report on whether the bin banning has resolved the problem, or simply moved it to the sinks, as Keoghs did not respond to requests for comment.
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The episode is the latest in what seems to be an epidemic of dirty protests at law firms. Last week someone curled one out by a filing cabinet at Irwin Mitchell. In Belfast, Allen & Overy was hit by an acrobat who crapped in a soap dispenser. And at Herbert Smith a madman just went straight on the floor. What on earth is going on?