A man who identified himself as a trainee solicitor has been photographed after allegedly shouting at a family that the coronavirus is not real.
A source said the buff conspiracy theorist "just couldn't resist” working out on taped-off gym equipment adjacent to a playground and which "even my 2 year old could understand was off limits".
When the woman told off the lawyer, he "yelled at me and my two children that I lived in a 'fake world' where Coronavirus exists", she said.
The witness snapped the man grinning by his germy outdoor equipment. "When demanding I delete this photo, he claimed to be a trainee solicitor", she said. "Covering himself and his profession in glory" with his "intelligence, compassion and law abiding nature".
Unless you're testing your eyes there's no excuse.
RollOnFriday has blurred his already-quite-blurry face, but can confirm he’s definitely not Joe Wicks. If you're the trainee, please drop RollOnFriday a line after you've finished torching that phone mast.