A man who was jailed for assaulting a policewoman has denied he stuck his finger up her bum.
Nathaniel Wailu pleaded guilty in 2011 to assaulting and obstructing a police officer while she was helping his mother collect belongings from his home. The policewoman, the court was told, "felt a forceful and sudden poke from the accused's finger between the cheeks of her buttocks". Wailu was sentenced to nine months.
His defence barrister told the court that "when he sobered up...he realised he'd done a stupid thing". But in a slightly garbled email to RollOnFriday, Wailu described this week how the assault was more of a clap to the bottom than a digit betwixt the cheeks.
"I was a bit intoxicated", he conceded. "A female copper [was] standing staring at the microwave, there was a turtle necklace of mine and it hit me like [the] weirdest dream, [like] deja vu. My [hand] walked past her then slapped her cheeks, then fuck me, coppers fucking jumped."
Court's view v Wailu's recollection.
"Bad karma, good karma, but fucken [thank] you [for making up] another story [about my] finger up a female police officer", said Wailu. "If you want more stories [about] what I did you can call me mobile number".