RollOnFriday ran a caption competition featuring a famous arse (not Farage) after we bumped into the epic strutter from that well-known website comparison advert.
 
We asked for the best that you could hit us with in response to this mesmerising image taken by the RoF paparazzi:


The top selection of captions gathered were:

"On the one hand I'm glad you can finally be yourself, on the other hand it is your father's funeral".

"Bruce Willis is trying out a new look for his latest film 'Twerk hard with a Vengeance' ".

“This arse has the same problem as the Labour party in Scotland – it's a squeeze to get a seat”.

"The newsreaders' annual conference was always a chance to show off what they get away with under the desk".

“MoneySuperMarket's strategy team come up with a plan to defeat Alexsandr the Meerkat ... sit on him with this”. 

“Vin Diesel's masterstroke was to draw them in with cars and babes, then, in the ninth installment, hit them with his deeply personal story about complex gender politics”.

"Last night I dreamt I went to lay a man again".
 
“Enjoy it while you can, it’s getting reduced in the next budget”.

Unfortunately, we haven’t been able to award our fairly average prize of a law firm monopoly board to any of the above entries  - due to them being  anonymously sent in. But well done whoever you are. These are the ones written by people who owned up to them:

“Do my bits look big in this?”  
And
“I must get that bloody hip replacement done.”

After much deliberation at RoF Towers, we hereby toss a coin and award the law firm monopoly board prize to Nigel Morrison, a partner at Grant Thornton, for his entry “I must get that bloody hip replacement done”. Well done Nigel, we hope the operation goes well.