"I am arresting you because my very official tabard allows me to do so!!!"

Shoplifters of the world…untie and take over. 

If supermarkets had any sense they'd lobby the (admittedly possibly soon to fall) government to end the decriminalisation of shoplifting. Instead of paying little Hitlers to harass actual customers.

Have you tried supermarkets which don't trigger you?

Or checking your privilege?

Ah. He is a lawyer 

And has a firm in his own name

Is it Marshall????

https://mouseinthecourtroom.wordpress.com/2022/11/28/unbolted-applicati… 

£ 2 a penny says he’s a brexiter

There really is quite a long list of claims if you do a Google search 

One mentions a certain ex MP 

So you are team the guy who screamed repeatedly at an innocent man at the supermarket and claimed to be "arresting him". Very good, unsurprising.

I am not either team, clearly 

I am team don't go to places I don't like though.

Why is the Telegraph using the American spelling of gaol? 

I hope he loses very, very badly.

In Ireland he would be getting a decent amount of damages for something like this.

Clergs, you would like Ireland I think.  You are very Irish in your sensibilities.  I hope that you will not be offended by that.

Heh! Not at all. U might say I have some Waterford in me. 

I don't like the healthcare provision - where do they get off with that surplus and hospitals almost as bad as ours??

He should be able to ruin the guard personally. Bankrupt him for life and mean his landlord evicts him. It’s the only way to teach that sort of person 

heh @ clergs denying being a massive tory but having paywall access to the Smellygraph

There needs to be more personal and less vicarious liability. 

Abolishing common employment (or whatever it was called)was a mistake 

Laz u don't need a sub to read it

Reading it for free is the opposite of Tory surely

Actually no you're right that's what they would do

Keep us posted on the result. 

Oh, she will 

Like Maidstone 

This doesn't seem to have anything to do with receipt gates. If this likely lad had forced his way through the bars without scanning then I could get behind the outrage. 

Clergs not letting facts get in the way of her moaning? 

That is an entirely new development in the character 

THEY ARE KNOCKING DOWN HOUSES 

She never said that they were knocking down houses as well you know. She said, correctly, that the power to do so was enacted. 

Nope she said they were knocking down houses, then backtracked to screaming 

THE POWER WAS ENACTED

(In like 1986)

As you well know 

Also vaccines work and 5g isn't made of cancer 

What a melt. The alarm went off when he left the store and he decided to ignore the security guard who asked him to stop. Rather than, you know, stop and explain that he’d paid.

He’s arguing that he went to school there 20+ years ago and so everyone in the area knows him. That seems like quite the stretch.

Also the Daily Mail comments section supports him. That tells you all you need to know.

yeah you are right when the alarm went off (an error caused by Sainsburys) he should have thrown himself on the floor and wailed I AM SOOOOO SOOOO SORRY

what sort of cuck wastes life minutes explaining themselves to the sainsburys idiot?

also, it's not enough to "explain" these days - they expect to search your bags with their filthy security guard hands

RR - I will let u know how that goes

Why is the Telegraph using the American spelling of gaol? 

It probably also refers to shops as 'stores' and the people in them as 'attendees'. 

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Abolishing common employment (or whatever it was called)was a mistake 

You are quite repulsive Crypto, you really are.  

@ Rob Cannon, i worked in a major department store in Ireland when I was 20.  The security team told me that people would pretend to steal so they'd be nabbed outside the building and would get compensation for a false arrest.

That said, the professional thieves used to really impress me.  I once had an entire rack of Levi's jeans stolen whilst I was standing next to it... I saw nothing and neither did the security guard.

"with their filthy security guard hands"

Erm 

What?

Christ. There’s a couple of comments here that would get mod’d even on the daily mail comment board, but on RoF it’s totally fine.

everything clergham said

with their filthy security guard hands

Peep show shout.  Jeremy to Mark (who is taking beans out of a saucepan): "with your filthy human fingers?"  

The claimant here sounds like a bit of a drama queen/chancer. But security guards should not be running down the street shouting 'stop thief' unless they are pretty fvcking sure that someone has stolen something. 

and it is definitely not remotely reasonable for a security guard to demand (or frankly even ask) to search someone's bag ffs.

yeah you are right when the alarm went off (an error caused by Sainsburys) he should have thrown himself on the floor and wailed I AM SOOOOO SOOOO SORRY

Or, you know, having a grown up conversation about it. I know you like to overreact  but most people would manage to calmly but assertively say that they had paid. 

what sort of cuck wastes life minutes explaining themselves to the sainsburys idiot?

What sort of cuck starts a topic on RoF about an incident that has zero impact on anyone else but thinks it will change supermarkets everywhere if Sainsburys wins? 

Oh fook off teder tedersson