Well PP, the kids are pretty skilled cross-examiners, and the only way I could get out of talking about "growers" was to pretend I hadn't heard the question and offer them a pancake.
I think some adults are very poor at imagining how explanations will sound to someone who doesn't have any of the background knowledge they have
I remember for ages one of my relatives thought I had constipation when in fact I had cystitis and because of this ridiculous veiling of accurate descriptors it was never really clarified
Ha ha at the efforts to make me out to be a prude.
No they haven't seen an adult cock before and we haven't explained about how exactly a willy and a fanny make babies, other than in pretty general terms.
If you lot want to explain in more detail - go for it. I'm in no particular rush at this end.
They have a handful of times. Certainly the eldest, can't recall with the youngest. I don't tend to go round naked generally though. But they were able to study the picture for a little longer, prompting the questioning.
But if you guys hang out naked with your kids and give them more detailed sex ed from a very young age, I'm ok with that.
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You'll be trying to ban Itchy & Scratchy next.
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Did you have to explain the difference between "grower" and "shower"?
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I don't understand this thread.
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Well PP, the kids are pretty skilled cross-examiners, and the only way I could get out of talking about "growers" was to pretend I hadn't heard the question and offer them a pancake.
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Are you saying that your kids don't know what a naked human male looks like?
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Do you live in a Victorian novella?
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What jelly said
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"the only way I could get out of talking about "growers" was to pretend I hadn't heard the question and offer them a pancake"
I find it much easier to just answer children's questions
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heh@ victorian novella
I do remember being 3 and thinking penises were well odd tho
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there's a really confusing age for children when some adults call everything a "bottom"
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Only idiot adults tbf
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I think some adults are very poor at imagining how explanations will sound to someone who doesn't have any of the background knowledge they have
I remember for ages one of my relatives thought I had constipation when in fact I had cystitis and because of this ridiculous veiling of accurate descriptors it was never really clarified
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Fuxake any day I can shave without having the missus in the shower and the kids screaming at each other MY TURN TO POO is a winning day for me.
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My local pub was in The Times today.
One day, my lovely....
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heh
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Ha ha at the efforts to make me out to be a prude.
No they haven't seen an adult cock before and we haven't explained about how exactly a willy and a fanny make babies, other than in pretty general terms.
If you lot want to explain in more detail - go for it. I'm in no particular rush at this end.
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er how did a picture of David go straight to a making babies conversation from kids who’ve never seen a nude father?
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it's just a bit of their body you don't need to go further than "men pee that way, it's just evolution - interestingly ducks do not have penises"
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Thuggy - who said it went straight to that?
Honestly I do think some of you must be shite lawyers.
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Well do explain how it went. You’re obviously a shit raconteur as well as an obvious prude.
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Your children have never seen you naked?
er ok you're a prude
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or his penis looks funny tbf
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They have a handful of times. Certainly the eldest, can't recall with the youngest. I don't tend to go round naked generally though. But they were able to study the picture for a little longer, prompting the questioning.
But if you guys hang out naked with your kids and give them more detailed sex ed from a very young age, I'm ok with that.
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explaining a penis is not sex ed!
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Plus what clergs said
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No but explaining about sex is, which is what the eldest was pushing for.
Honestly you lot.
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You said they have never seen an adult cock. Now you say they have seen you naked. What have you got then?
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Ducks may not have penises, but drakes certainly have. They are weird pink dangly things. Which is probably what ducks think of male humans tbh.
Hth.
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A smooth Ken mound.
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The birds and bees thing is so cringe. Why can't kids just find out this stuff at primary school, like we did?
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Niche
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this thread is SO wierd!
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I am loving the pearl clutching here.
Which fits the victorianishnish
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Wot wibble said
All the usual cunts desperate to prove they’re ‘normal’
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what the fck are u talking about SDYSs
i think u missed out some key parts of the conversation plus one assumes that you have two daughters
what is that daddy
it's a willy
what is a willy
its the thing boys use for weeing
why dont they have a tamtam like us
err, you know it is so they can make babies with it too
how do they make babies
errrm, oh fuck I am going to bring the hozelock in from the garden to explain
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erm I am going to ask alexa to play the willy song by monty python
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Yes correct I haven't set out the whole conversation in this thread. I'm not a fucking transcriber.
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Most confusing thread eva. Please learn to transcribe.
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heh.
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Can someone please make a plate of cockwiches, as I want to throw soonish. danke.
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