Tarquin

because he’s a creepy racist paedo

Was he always Tarquin? I don't remember him from my time lurking and he seemed to show up recently full of rage and racism.

He had an unfortunate experience in a minicab. Not enough for the fare and when he suggested the Tuscan option he need up with a perforated colon. 

We pray for him. 

’recently full of rage and racism.’

i think he’s more of a ‘head measurement’ type racist than angry bovver boy racist. Should apply for a job with Classic Dom

I don't think there were any spreadsheets as such, just that funny stories tend to stick in your mind. Long after the thread has been deleted.

Like the dog biscuits thing.  Was epic that one.

Or as non-freaks call it “a brain that is not soo booze addled we recall some of the better stories”

My spreadsheet is long and distinguished

Doesnt Sixta have the spreadsheet? What about Furio?

I beg your pardon?

Yeah stix is a proper creepy stalker like that...