Patricia Houlihan, a Vancouver real estate lawyer, can see through your clothes and, if she chooses, fry you where you stand.

Absolutely mad, but if you can shoot lasers out of your eyeballs, you might as well try and leverage it for business purposes. In the meantime, reddit users have been risking white hot agony followed by explosion by photoshopping the hell out of Houlihan:

And as it's miserable outside RoF Towers today, I wasted my lunch break, too:

You can find lots more odd law firm marketing in Bonkers Websites.