I definitely haven't got that far.  I'm still at the point of laughing at the daft names that paint companies and others give colours.  I have just chosen something called evening prima which is just a fancy name for dark grey.

I painted the study last year and had a hoot at the ridiculously named paint, too. Went for Denim Drift. Turns out, it's a bit greyer than the RAF blue. Weird.

You wake up in the morning and before you get out of bed you have to stretch like a cat in a sunny spot, and as you do so the clicking of joints fires off like a gatling gun

I've been able to click my spine at will since age of 23

i am going to end up in a wheelchair 

YOU ARE ALL YOUNG

come back when you’re staring down the barrel of 50. 

I am!

well it's the next big number 

41? ?

Tam, I don't think 50 is that old...although some people do definitely age better than others!!

not only do I get excited about buying plants for the garden I am obessed with solar lights

you know when you are really old when you have a nice cup of tea and think "ooh that's hit the spot"

When someone asks your age and acts really surprised and says “omg didn’t realise you were -that- old!”

Ok m4 thanks, even though you think it is a compliment, it isn’t a compliment.  Gits.

I am obessed with solar lights

I am currently looking at wooden planters with trellis attached for climbers. I am not even forty. Bring this shit on, I say.

*googles armchairs which help you stand up*

Need one of those chairs for my dad as he's genuinely struggling to get out of his regular chair these days.  He announced the other day that his legs are now too weak to climb ladders although he can get up the stairs.

I spent ages researching the perfect obelisk for my ceanothus plant

I have turned into my mother in law FFS

I'm contemplating a freezer inventory and marking off when something is eaten. 

will ceanothus grow up an obelisk then? I thought it was always shrubby/tree

(misses point of thread)

heh @ minkie

yes I needed to contain it a bit as it was taking over the garden and it grows lovely up it

ugh I might need to go an take some drugs or get another tattoo or something now

Ooh no, Minkie. Excellent diversion of thread.

A propos of plants, I have purchased this potted hydrangea to plant (amongst other things): https://www.thompson-morgan.com/p/hydrangea-double-dutch-edam/tka1039TM

ooh lovely

I have some camelias in pots on the decking that are doing really well. Massive pink flowers.

I love a fuschia too, must get some

I’m retired. Enough said

I like buying plants. 

I will have low squashy sofas until the point I can no longer get off them, and then I will simply remain there 

NO to fugly sensible armchairs 

I can no longer pass for 21. Well old.

Hey nineteen.

https://youtu.be/cvg5mbM6FGs