Look, if you want to dress up in the privacy of your own home, just own it. You can’t be living in denial forever. Slap on some lippy and have a little vogue in front of the mirror. That little man in the van outside can’t stop you. 

not sure ever officially admitted but yup these were absolutely fictitious 

Thinking about it, I have never actually seen one, apart from on posters looking like something from Dr. Who.

Completely pointless these days of course.

Incorrect, they would be just as useful now as they were back then. 

All the letters I get in the north just mention inspectors coming round to do checks. 
 

I do not have a television here.