Tomatoes

I'd like to give an update on my tomato crop this year.  I grew four types.

Large heritage beefsteak.

Medium stripey heritage

San Marzano plum

Golden promise cherry.

 

By far the best flavour is the San Marzano. It is sweet and dark and tastes like a ripe fruit not a sour or mushy vegetable.

The large beefstake are excellent for a salad but lack acidity and are therefore a little unexciting. 

The heritage medium stripey are nice but have harder, thinner and more sour skins and are neither one thing nor the other.  They are also quite dull to taste. 

Golden promise is nice but as with all cherry toms it has too much skin in ratio to flesh. Inside is very firm (exact opposite to Beefstake) and has a very liquidy inside with hard sour pips so when you chop them they spooge all over the place.

Sorry. I feel I have betrayed you all. but in particular you.

I have a vegetable garden, and live in the country where we have nothing else to do but grow unfeasibly expansive, and sometimes penis shaped, vegetables.

and fruit.

Hmm. My san marzano are a bit bland but then again I’ve been picking them when they are light scarlet. It’s the sungold that have exceeded hopes and are possibly the nicest food I’ve ever tasted. 

So leaving the plums longer to go a deeper colour is a good tip

i’ve saidnthis before, the beefstake are best for cooking.

I cooked up all ripe toms for sauce safely in the freezer as brexit stash before coming on hols. *polishes domestic goddess halo*

We had two lots that survived - neighbours grow seedlings and sell them for charity at the end of their drive.  We lost the ID sticks so had no idea what we were growing. 

One turned out to be a classic normal sized tomato.  Red, juicy, perfect for a bit.

The other has grown huge misshapen things.  Assume something akin to a beef tomato but heart shaped with a puckered bottom.  Calm down there Abbs.  One looked like a proper Balzac.  As said above, great in stews/bol

I toyed with the idea of growing fruit and veg in our garden but decided it would probably be a waste of time because Gwen dog would eat it as fast as I grew it.

tpmatoes are pretty easy tbf. You could squish a cherry tom from the supermarket underfoot on the patio and have it germinate between the cracks in about a fortnight.

the only difficult thing is the support, you need about the same scaffolding as required to rebuild notre dame