Stop using anti-animal language!

Some ideas for more:

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Should henceforth be:

A turd in the hand is worth two in the bush.


Teclis didn't you mean a cock in the hand is worth two in the bush?  Oh hang a cock is a kind of bird isn't it.

Feeding a fed horse is overfeeding and will cause it great discomfort/kill it. Flogging a dead one will do it no harm at all.

PETA have been doing this shit for years (like that trying to get a town called Wool renamed Vegan Wool the other week)

all publicity innit

although they are genuinely batshit