Stop using anti-animal language!

Stupid pampered people with nothing better to do reveal selves again

WTF DO U DO IF U DON’T PRONOUNCE SCONE LIKE THAT?

Who the fuck say "beating a dead horse" rather than "flogging a dead horse"

Some ideas for more:

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Should henceforth be:

A turd in the hand is worth two in the bush.

 

is bring home the bagels a bit anti-semitic or have I read too much twitter?

It is true, only Jews eat bagels.  One of the easy tells.

Grant Holt05 Dec 18 09:22

WTF DO U DO IF U DON’T PRONOUNCE SCONE LIKE THAT?

 

take elocution lessons

You can't say "take the flower by the thorns" !

you'll upset the plant equivalent of PETA

Teclis didn't you mean a cock in the hand is worth two in the bush?  Oh hang a cock is a kind of bird isn't it.

A cock in the hand is worth two up Kate Bush.

Never been a fan to be honest.

Feeding a fed horse is overfeeding and will cause it great discomfort/kill it. Flogging a dead one will do it no harm at all.

no wonder populism is at an all time high.  this is beyond ridiculous.

PETA have been doing this shit for years (like that trying to get a town called Wool renamed Vegan Wool the other week)

all publicity innit

although they are genuinely batshit

I’ve always admired them for persuading so many models to get their kit off, so they get my vote.

They also tried to get Leatherhead rena.ex Pleatherhead.  i hoped the council would agree tbh

Fucking christonagyrocopter.  That's Lyd's level mentz