Heh. Fvcking idiots.

Stupid pampered people with nothing better to do reveal selves again

Who the fook say "beating a dead horse" rather than "flogging a dead horse"

Some ideas for more:

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Should henceforth be:

A turd in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Feeding scones to birds will likely kill them. 

saying the stuff on the left could be a hate crime?

is bring home the bagels a bit anti-semitic or have I read too much twitter?

It is true, only Jews eat bagels.  One of the easy tells.

Grant Holt05 Dec 18 09:22

WTF DO U DO IF U DON’T PRONOUNCE SCONE LIKE THAT?

take elocution lessons

Bacon-bagel ?

You can't say "take the flower by the thorns" !

you'll upset the plant equivalent of PETA

Teclis didn't you mean a cock in the hand is worth two in the bush?  Oh hang a cock is a kind of bird isn't it.

A cock in the hand is worth two up Kate Bush.

Never been a fan to be honest.

Stop using anti-flower language m7s

Feeding a fed horse is overfeeding and will cause it great discomfort/kill it. Flogging a dead one will do it no harm at all.

mind blown

no wonder populism is at an all time high.  this is beyond ridiculous.

fooking hell

Strutter @ 09:19

PETA have been doing this shit for years (like that trying to get a town called Wool renamed Vegan Wool the other week)

all publicity innit

although they are genuinely batshit

They also tried to get Leatherhead rena.ex Pleatherhead.  i hoped the council would agree tbh

fooking christonagyrocopter.  That's Lyd's level mentz