Car Elevator To Your Home

• 286 days since Elon Musk said his tunnel would have elevators that transported cars into residential garages.

"Boring company will transport your car all the way into your garage."

Flint Water Houses

• 350 days since Elon Musk decided to fix Flint's lead water crisis.

"Please consider this a commitment that I will fund fixing the water in any house in Flint that has water contamination above FDA levels. No kidding."

Rockets to London

• 635 days since Elon Musk said SpaceX rockets could soon take passengers from New York to London in 29 minutes.

"Cost per seat should be about the same as full fare economy in an aircraft."

Wizard Hat Cancer Cure

• 797 days since Elon Musk said he would bring a computer hat to market to help people with brain injuries in about four years.

"We are aiming to bring something to market that helps with certain severe brain injuries (stroke, cancer lesion, congenital) in about four years"

Frozen Yogurt and Electric Rollercoasters

• 853 days since Elon Musk promised Tesla employees free yogurt and electric pod rollercoasters in exchange for not unionizing.

"There will also be little things that come along like free frozen yogurt stands scattered around the factory and my personal favorite: a Tesla electric pod car roller coaster (with an optional loop the loop route, of course!) that will allow fast and fun travel throughout our Fremont campus, dipping in and out of the factory and connecting all the parking lots."

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