Ronnie O'Sullivan on Desert Island Discs

Superb.

I live in hope that, one day, Simply Red will be utterly Cancelled.

Not on the grounds of being -ists or -phobes of some kind.

Just because they're f**king awful and their music has zero redeeming features. None. Not one.

Like U2, it's music for people who don't actually like music, but quite enjoy the act of spending money on records (or, now, MP3s). And spinsters with too many cats.