Porn Addiction

Any roffers on here have any experience of this either themselves or through their mate Dave?

 

Any Fettes dated any chaps with this?

Does this mean the new bloke can't get it up (or can't come) because he's spent so much time walking to porn?

 

yeah that's a thing that happens 

Sunday Times used a whole colour supplement on this yesterday

Along with the ex "High Mistress" of St Paul's, in an article  concerned about girls being turned by over educating  into "inadequate basket cases, mental illness and eating disorders

Does poverty porn count? I binge-watched "Broke" on BBC.

More seriously, why did you assume in your first post that it's solely a male affliction?

It's a fairly reasonable assumption to make, tbf.

A female friend once (over)shares that, after a first date went unexpectedly well, she and the chap ended up getting friendly back at her place. While he was in the process of taking her from behind, the boy stuck out his leg and actually planted his foot on her cheek, basically stood on her face. When quizzed about this extraordinary move (they went on to have a short relationship) he confessed that he’d seen it in porn and wanted to try it. What a mover.

p.s. I see Bernstein has taken this thread as his latest opportunity to post some absolute bollocks

not sure porn addiction is a thing, compulsive w@nking habit might be a thing?

are there any stories of people going cold turkey and freaking out from lack of porn?

It's not a thing. I could quit any time I like. 

 

In fact, I will quit. So there 

 

Starting, ummmm, now... Err, tomorrow, no, wait -  first of September. 

Who is addicted, Feebs?  You or a gentleman caller?

Book contains useful list of how women can combat anxiety- exercise, diet, sense of perspective etc

Does it advise against "over-educating" themselves and suggest they find a nice husband and have many strong sons instead?

Yes, she shouldn't worry her pretty little head about it, Bernstein, eh?

Badders, a recent acquisition to my harem is an ex porn addict

 

he has been to intimacy therapy, which was basically showering with his therapist as far as I can tell

What issues does he have as a result? Are you being asked to do some dodgy stuff?

Well that's - unique.  Was it strictly look but don't touch?  Or was he showering her with pee/jizz?

Where the actual fuck do you find these men 

Jesus I thought I'd dated some duds 


you need to man up and recognise how many 
of the good things you take for granted, how much of the mayo in the sandwich of your life 
is down to women's liberation. And we're not talking about the liberation to make lesbian
 porn or neck alcopops. It's not the liberation of pole dancing and pubic alopecia.

The women's movement has given you half the human race 
as a present, as equals and friends. And nothing has been bigger than that. Liberation combined with contraception was a really big deal for everyone's sex life. Actually, it invented the 
sex life. But the great winners of the women's movement weren't women. It gave them a 
great fury at the scale of the injustice of the
 past and the distance yet to cover.

The trouble with righting some wrongs is that it makes the remaining ones seem even more unbearable. But it's you lot who were the real beneficiaries of the movement. You did precious little to help. You sat on the sofa with your hand down your pants and sneered while at every step forward, women made your life better. And it cost you nothing. But it gave you a better mum, better sisters, better people to work with, to drink with, to tell you jokes, to go on holiday with and just to hang out with.

Think of your last weekend session in the pub. Now imagine it without girls.

Badders,  there was touching but apparently not of genitals as this was about learning intimacy and enjoyment of bodies rather than wanking furiously and constantly.

 

In another session it was stroking each others naked bodies on a bed

That doesn't sound like therapy, but rather his overactive imagination or a prozzie

Sumo - it is an observed scientific fact that no man who posts that copypasta has ever had sex with a real woman without money exchanging hands.

I'm another one who would advocate running for the hills. 

RUN TOOOOOOOO THA HIIIIIIIILLLLLS

RUN FO-WA YOUR LIII-IIIIIFFE!!!!

I’d say the more important questions are to do with whether the therapy worked and if he can now get it up without having to watch dwarves buttfvxked by monkeys in French maid uniforms or whatever 

If he can then I don’t see the problem. A Laz-esque knowledge of porn may even make him more creative in bed

Is anyone gonna believe me that this op prompted me to treat myself to some porn and a wank after maybe 3 years without anY porn whatsoever 

Thank you Stru for a more rounded view.

 

He very much can get it up, whether that is due to my naked body or him imagining some utter filth he has previously seen doesn’t bother me

I wonder how many sacked for watching porn at work suffer with this? Is it recognised as a disorder?

If so I should be alright at tribunal.

If you have a problem and watch porn at work, could you claim discrimination (if dismissed) and (if injured) claim compo for wanker's whiplash?

Let's be honest, porn is fucking great

No no, Laz.  Porn is making fucking LOOK great, whilst creating unrealistic expectations of what is normal behaviour, innit?

A guy I used to work with got sacked for watching porn at work.

In an open-plan office.

The mind boggles.

I've wondered what my reaction would be if someone sitting next to me on the tube or on a plane were to start watching porn on her (or his) laptop/iPad.

There are probably numerous porn films which may suggest an appropriate response to that situation.

May I recommend:

*Shoulder tap *

"You're a fuckin nonce, mate"

Feebs, I’d be happy to discuss this with you in more detail over dinner?

Martian - when it interferes with your work, social life, love life etc

 

 

his phone blocks some normal websites due to the porn blocking stuff on it.

 

Off to the theatre tonight, didn't book a love seat has they were too expensive so will just grope eachother with an armrest in the way

Clergs, nonce refers to paedophiles only.  Looking at porn on public transport etc., doesn't make you a nonce.  An ignorant pervert, yes, but not a nonce.

One to think about? Food, shelter and reproduction are pretty much hardwired into humans aren’t they?

Isn’t porn just an extension of the urge to reproduce?

Why fight 3+\- million years of evolution?

no, because you are not reproducing. You are wasting all your sperm and are too busy wanking or thinking about wanking to find somebody to reproduce with

That’s true but porn plays to the reproductive urge.

I agree with Phoebe. I suspect however that porn addiction is worse for people with eclectic tastes or those who aren't very successful with the opposite sex