The philosophy of Paul Simon

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"Life is a lottery, a lotta people lose

And the winners, the grinners with money-colored eyes

Eat all the nuggets, then they order extra fries"

‘There’s no one home

we’re all alone

oh come into my room and play, yes we can play

I’m not talking about your pigtails, I’m talking ‘bout your sex appeal’

that one has aged poorly tbh

I am just a poor boy
Though my story's seldom told
I have squandered my resistance
For a pocket full of mumbles
Such are promises
All lies and jests
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest

He’s a better candidate for popular poet of the second half of the twentieth century than Bob Dylan... that Dylan got the Nobel prize for literature is an anomaly that will take some time to unwind. 

Although for all his existential crispness with the pen he is still a man in his 70s who had a facelift. 

No, he really fooking isn’t, Kaulbach.

He’s a good lyricist and a good populariser of world music sounds, albeit somewhat lightfingered when it comes to cultural appropriation of musical styles.

But he’s not a patch on Dylan. Not even close.

“popular” poet

Simon is to Dylan as Clinton Cards poetry is to Seamus Heaney

He’s clever, articulate and occasionally even witty. But Leonard Cohen and even Springsteen are better poets/lyricists. And harder working. 

 

He’s very good.

But Dylan poetically and artistically is in a different universe, never mind league.

In fairness to Simon,  pretty much everyone else is also in a different universe from Dylan.

 

Today I empathise a lot with this:

In the clearing stands a boxer
And a fighter by his trade
And he carries the reminders
Of every glove that laid him down
Or cut him till he cried out
In his anger and his shame
"I am leaving, I am leaving"
But the fighter still remains

I wasn't familiar with that one Jackofhearts, but it's hilarious, although listening to it right now, this seems pertinent...

 

"I've been Phil Spectored, resurrected"

Bob Dylan must have the highest %ge of songs performed better by people other than himself of any artist.

TBF paul simon's mrs robinson is dog gack compared to the lemonheads

holes in my confidence

holes in the knees of my jeans

I was left without a penny in my pocket

oooh-ee I was destitute as a kid could be

and I wished I wore a ring so I could hock it

Tonight I'll sing my songs again
I'll play the game and pretend
But all my words come back to me
In shades of mediocrity
Like emptiness in harmony
I need someone to comfort me

"Kathy, I'm lost", I said, though I knew she was sleeping 
I'm empty and aching and I don't know why

 

one of the lyrics that really haunts me

 

but the power of this is greater

 

… And it ain't no use in turning on your light, babe
That light I never knowed
And it ain't no use in turning on your light, babe
I'm on the dark side of the road
But I wish there was somethin' you would do or say
To try and make me change my mind and stay
But we never did too much talking anyway
But don't think twice, it's all right

… So it ain't no use in calling out my name, gal
Like you never done before
And it ain't no use in calling out my name, gal
I can't hear you anymore
I'm a-thinking and a-wonderin' walking down the road
I once loved a woman, a child, I'm told
I give her my heart but she wanted my soul
But don't think twice, it's all right

… So long honey, babe
Where I'm bound, I can't tell
Goodbye's too good a word, babe
So I'll just say, "Fare thee well"
I ain't a-saying you treated me unkind
You could've done better but I don't mind
You just kinda wasted my precious time
But don't think twice, it's all right

 

Paul Simon's A simple desultory philippic (or how I was nearly Robert McNamara'd into submission) tells all you need to know about Bob Dylan:

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I knew a man, his brain so small
He couldn’t think of nothing at all
He’s not the same as you and me
He doesn’t dig poetry
He’s so unhip that
When you say Dylan, he thinks you’re talkin’ about Dylan Thomas
Whoever he was
The man ain’t got no culture
But it’s alright, ma
Everybody must get stoned

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