"Olives, tomatoes, red onion, cucumber... sorry, does the recipe say tentacles?  Shit."

"Do you want me to call it back from the customers, chef?"

https://youtu.be/c6Kj17oVHAk

ffs. i feel sick

i read it. so can you

testicles are delicious. You can get curried bull testicles in Vietnam. They're really good.

Would eat again.

Puts my dislike of anchovies in my caesar salad into perspective

Bollocks am I reading it 

That's nuts

those crazy guys

That salad sounds like the dog’s bollocks tbf.

And that's the funny thing. Its always men having their testicles removed. Sausage fest. 

1st Comment : "come again?"

Lol.