Does anyone have a screenshot of what the first ROF messageboard actually looked like? Would love to see that. Was launched start 2001 apparently from Wiki.
My original username was britinbrussels cos I was there too - it was the first place I roffed from. So I must have been here pre-September 2001 as that is when I moved countries.
enforcer was this short dude who looked like one of the mitchell brothers and drove a deeply pre owned Ferrari in the style to which Teclis aspires, but was actually quite a senior and respected in house lawyer. He was an absolute powerhouse of both the early discussion board and the very first ROFdrinks.
I attended a very early one of the latter at the Heeltap and Bumper by St Paul’s, where attendees included Bookem - another great survivor - Brigadier Grappa, Boo, s, kyliefan and others.
Randomest ROFdrinks for me have to be a pint with whatsmypassword in Clapham old town and having a beer with snafu (wonder what he’s doing now) in that post-softball pub at the top of great portland street. Only it wasn’t after softball. There was a christmas drinkies near there once, where I recall meeting minkie and CJaded (grrrrrrrr).
HGR btw made a cameo appearance a few weeks ago. Some say he once met Whitesockboy for a pint; others say he was whitesockboy. I believe he and DD King once arranged to meet for a fight in Battersea Park, but the great man didn’t turn up.
I think Boo may have been the very first poster. Other players in '02:
HGR, Lydia, enforcer, bookem, csider, laz was prolific by then, shafty, monty, sure wang was flying then too, tuscan, niamh something and the nasty bird he impregnated, cruella de vil.
Reasons for leaving seem to be getting a training contract or a bird or up the duff.
Niamh O’Reesh! Now he was an absolute bell end. First of the board’s two defining investment bankers, the other being Chippy the ROF Kangaroo.
Also a big figure at ROFdrinks at the time (02-03) was a lad who styled himself Tripp Fontaine. He was a bit Legal Alien before Legal Alien’s time. He burned brightly but briefly, like Ledley King. I once kipped on his sofa in Battersea after a particularly wide-roaming ROF afterparty of the old skool.
I’ve temporarily forgotten what they called that posh bloke, kind of a quasi-banker, that OB had a crush on. Very tall.
I remember Grappa. I had forgotten that chap. he used to turn up in bars when others were drinking stuff and he'd stick to the espressos, whatever the hour. He talked off the board about the connections he had (I think he knew someone who had set up BPP law school and that was a constant refrain). But on the board it was all about Panzer tanks and such.
Of a similar vintage (RoF vintage rather than actual age), there was Lord Shaftington, Bookem, Csider, Boo, Bailey, Skiver, Flying Wang...
Dignam was much better in real life than he was on the board. I think that has something to do with him listening to too much of the Joe Rogan podcast and going all red pill/UFC/alt-right.
Been lurking and occasionally dipping a toe in since the start. Bejesus the point about vac students not being born is terrifying. I have yet to make it to ROF drinks.
i was minding my own business in 2007, posting on autoadmit, a website for american hmongtards, when it was invaded by people from rof, a website for british hmongtards
i eventually learned to speak in british english, to casually deploy terms such as "well fit bird," "c u nt" "prolif", "alan" "orla" "tunslut" and "bloody tory w**ker" and beat out another american, Partner, for roffer of the year in 2008
May 2002 for me. I just looked it up. I can in a few seconds do a word searchof rollonfriday in my diary. It appears no earlier than then - the first entry says "5.20pm Been wasting time on line at rollonfriday "
I think if I were on it much earlier than that I would have mentioned it so I suspect May 2002 is the time.
On behalf of humanity may I be the first to express our gratitude to Lydia for chronicling those moments of greatness and retains them carefully for a generation.
Verily the spirit of Samuel Pepys speaks through you.
I just searched Lydia too and she did not exist until May 2002 either. When I scanned my paper diaries recently from 1971 ish I did start reading the Word electronic ones from 1998 as well and edited some if there had been boring long ROF chats pasted in - I did it deliberately as I did not want to keep them and it totally ruined the purpose of a diary to set out what I was doing even if some of that time was on RoF. I kept a few bits in - then I got side tracked at about 2002 or 2003 I think so probably there remain boring bits in there after that.
Before that in the mid 90s??? there was a lawyers' discussion group on line in the days of dial up called LINK and my first work email address was [email protected] as they offered a free email address.
There were a few of off-board groups then (even without watsapp)
I think i attended my first rof drinks in 2006...courtesy tiggles and kev. Was shit scared as I knew someone posting here then was also working at the same firm then but didn't know who at the firm.
also...I had my first rof fight with duxo. I had joined couple of months after he had. He used to carry his airs and graces on rof somewhat more diligently at the time.
I was being transferred within my firm to the sandpit and had zero idea about salaries. I simply googled legal salaries and this orange monstrosity appeared before me.
I once had a beer with montie (in the Raglan) that became manybeers and I had to leave my missus' car where I'd parked it on Gresham Street. Failed to make it in the next morning before the parking charges started again, and picked up a juicy fine.
I bump into pithe on the Newcastle Fans Facebook Group from time to time.
In my early days here a lot of the on board chat was dominated by the real world tempestuous romance between two posters called red godfather and _helen.
I met RG at the great portland street rof drinks and after we were introduced he said to me “yeah, me and you don’t get on”, which was weird as I’d never exchanged a word with him on the board. So that goes down as a non positive rofer-meeting experience I spose.
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To be precise I think I first ROFed in Q2 ‘01
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03 iirc
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2001 is like the Ice Age of RoF.
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Lurked from 02
think I started posting around 2004/5
not the Mother of the House then
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You might be the Mother of the House, although I think Bailey* beats you.
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Didnt somebody once drag up RoF's first threads from the wayback machine? I think it was mostly HGR.
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I was here at the start of 2001 as I was given the name by a fellow stagieres in Brussels on New Year's Eve 2000
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Nah Lydia and Tuscan I reckon
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I was definitely here in 2001 as I remember roffers in New York live roffing the 11 September unpleasantness
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Does anyone have a screenshot of what the first ROF messageboard actually looked like? Would love to see that. Was launched start 2001 apparently from Wiki.
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Actually I might have lurked from mid 01 as it was part of my job at the time to monitor this place (BITD when people discussed law firms)
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Old skool. Where's the giraffe??
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I remember enforcer and boo flirting a lot and HGR being an incredibly arrogant weirdo, albeit he was also obviously quite clever
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02 for me.
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Alan, when were you in Brussels?
My original username was britinbrussels cos I was there too - it was the first place I roffed from. So I must have been here pre-September 2001 as that is when I moved countries.
I remember Boo being here back then. And Bailey.
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Wtf is "enforcer"?
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I started in 06. El Tigger and I were on the LPC together and it went from there.
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Sept 02 for me clive, as vin
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*as vintage cheddar, a one balled war vet
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I started in late 2019 - what a wonderful time to be alive
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05 for me. I remember having to turn off the orange in the browser settings...
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Alan, when were you in Brussels?
October 2000 to March 2001
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I think i first posted back in 03 or 04 when i was sat in an old skool physical data room.
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Surely there must be some survivors before us Nexis?
Admittedly I have - *cough* - "rotated" through several usernames since then.
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03ish
My first Rofmemory was Tuscan telling me off.
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2004. Didn't post until 2005/6.
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enforcer was this short dude who looked like one of the mitchell brothers and drove a deeply pre owned Ferrari in the style to which Teclis aspires, but was actually quite a senior and respected in house lawyer. He was an absolute powerhouse of both the early discussion board and the very first ROFdrinks.
I attended a very early one of the latter at the Heeltap and Bumper by St Paul’s, where attendees included Bookem - another great survivor - Brigadier Grappa, Boo, s, kyliefan and others.
Randomest ROFdrinks for me have to be a pint with whatsmypassword in Clapham old town and having a beer with snafu (wonder what he’s doing now) in that post-softball pub at the top of great portland street. Only it wasn’t after softball. There was a christmas drinkies near there once, where I recall meeting minkie and CJaded (grrrrrrrr).
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wang, I think one of your earliest posts was to anonymously take the piss out of me
I remember more or less immediately guessing who you were!
Speaking ot this period of time, do you remember Vivo’s?
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2001 I think
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HGR btw made a cameo appearance a few weeks ago. Some say he once met Whitesockboy for a pint; others say he was whitesockboy. I believe he and DD King once arranged to meet for a fight in Battersea Park, but the great man didn’t turn up.
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I think Boo may have been the very first poster. Other players in '02:
HGR, Lydia, enforcer, bookem, csider, laz was prolific by then, shafty, monty, sure wang was flying then too, tuscan, niamh something and the nasty bird he impregnated, cruella de vil.
Reasons for leaving seem to be getting a training contract or a bird or up the duff.
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i was just starting big skool
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Niamh O’Reesh! Now he was an absolute bell end. First of the board’s two defining investment bankers, the other being Chippy the ROF Kangaroo.
Also a big figure at ROFdrinks at the time (02-03) was a lad who styled himself Tripp Fontaine. He was a bit Legal Alien before Legal Alien’s time. He burned brightly but briefly, like Ledley King. I once kipped on his sofa in Battersea after a particularly wide-roaming ROF afterparty of the old skool.
I’ve temporarily forgotten what they called that posh bloke, kind of a quasi-banker, that OB had a crush on. Very tall.
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Dignam!
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I liked dignam a lot personally
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agreed
jovial company
I haven’t met too many ROFers I didn’t like tbh
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Oldest thread I can remember was bbombay (?) live-perving over a trainee.
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Almost certainly Laz, probably for those spreadsheets your successor found on your work PC...
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Bbombadier wasn't it?
I remember Grappa. I had forgotten that chap. he used to turn up in bars when others were drinking stuff and he'd stick to the espressos, whatever the hour. He talked off the board about the connections he had (I think he knew someone who had set up BPP law school and that was a constant refrain). But on the board it was all about Panzer tanks and such.
Of a similar vintage (RoF vintage rather than actual age), there was Lord Shaftington, Bookem, Csider, Boo, Bailey, Skiver, Flying Wang...
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Niamh O'reesh iirc
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Dignam was much better in real life than he was on the board. I think that has something to do with him listening to too much of the Joe Rogan podcast and going all red pill/UFC/alt-right.
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anyhow, 2005 start for me
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All of you old timers should take a good long look at yourselves.
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I have looked.
Am at ease with it.
You should take a long look at yourself notm8. At least you have the example of what to avoid but you're still in the vicelike grip.
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Yes, those were fun!!
2008 start for me, a relative newbie.
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I remember pink drinks!
*orders white wine*
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2005 for me, but have been a very infrequent dabbler.
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2005. My first interaction was with Dux, who said something racist.
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It’s nice to know we’ve come a long way since then, isn’t it Orwell? Oh, hang on...
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I first met Dusty at Pink drinks. She was not impressed.
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2007 for me, but had been lurking for a bit before posting.
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Alan, we overlapped - I moved out there in early 2000 and left in September 2001.
I have just "got" Niamh O' Reesh. Belated heh.
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Does Father Jack still post? Now there was a proper bigot.
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That Bateman guy was a class act
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whatever happened to Eurotrash and Jewels?
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Dougal.
MacG
Orangeblossomblue
Woolfie
Darcy
KITT
Used Psychology
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Been lurking and occasionally dipping a toe in since the start. Bejesus the point about vac students not being born is terrifying. I have yet to make it to ROF drinks.
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Didn’t Grappa start as Judge Jeffries or were they different posters?
Partner was great, and the Naked Avenger
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I hope that Mr Speedy sorted himself out.
I also recall his recommendation for bath jelly.
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i was minding my own business in 2007, posting on autoadmit, a website for american hmongtards, when it was invaded by people from rof, a website for british hmongtards
i eventually learned to speak in british english, to casually deploy terms such as "well fit bird," "c u nt" "prolif", "alan" "orla" "tunslut" and "bloody tory w**ker" and beat out another american, Partner, for roffer of the year in 2008
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2002 for me. Who remembers Nikki and her moral compass?
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reasonably sure I was 2002 but maybe 2003
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Nikkey wasn’t it?
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Agreed strutz. Poss with a C in there too
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I have a horrible recollection of lurking when I was in Singapore. And - good god - that was in 2001.
Never posted much mind or turned up at drinks or anything. I don't think anyone knows who I am.
Which is actually a rather sad tbh given the amount of enjoyment (and even insight) I've benefitted from over the years reading Rof.
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Started lurking in 2002 when I was introduced to rof by a fellow trainee, but didn’t start posting until autumn 2004 iirc
fun times
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I must have started around 03/04 ... I recognise a lot of those names ...
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its OK CW I am much the same.
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2002 for me. Did RoF drinks twice @ 2008 ish and two Rome rugby trips.
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01.
Here for the discussion leading to the first ever drinks; at the drinks. Here ever since. ?
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Late to the party ‘04
After being told in a firm wide email not to look at the website
Too many drinks, karaoke and book clubs to count since then
heh
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May 2002 for me. I just looked it up. I can in a few seconds do a word searchof rollonfriday in my diary. It appears no earlier than then - the first entry says "5.20pm Been wasting time on line at rollonfriday "
I think if I were on it much earlier than that I would have mentioned it so I suspect May 2002 is the time.
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On behalf of humanity may I be the first to express our gratitude to Lydia for chronicling those moments of greatness and retains them carefully for a generation.
Verily the spirit of Samuel Pepys speaks through you.
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I ♥️ lyds
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Rof only became good in the second wave of hoolie membership ie 2013 onwards
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Can't remember really. I knew about RoF, but my initial memory is some chap called Matthew tapping my then firm for advertising.
He asked whether I'd heard of the discussion board, probably worried I'd blab their rates. I said not really, but then took a look.
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Lurked as a trainee in 04
First posted 09
Roffer of the year 10 or 11
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I miss ME NO ENGLISH everyday and sometimes twice a day
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mr pithecanthropus
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I just searched Lydia too and she did not exist until May 2002 either. When I scanned my paper diaries recently from 1971 ish I did start reading the Word electronic ones from 1998 as well and edited some if there had been boring long ROF chats pasted in - I did it deliberately as I did not want to keep them and it totally ruined the purpose of a diary to set out what I was doing even if some of that time was on RoF. I kept a few bits in - then I got side tracked at about 2002 or 2003 I think so probably there remain boring bits in there after that.
Before that in the mid 90s??? there was a lawyers' discussion group on line in the days of dial up called LINK and my first work email address was [email protected] as they offered a free email address.
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fred titmus - -were you klinkerhofen?
I started in 2004.
There were a few of off-board groups then (even without watsapp)
I think i attended my first rof drinks in 2006...courtesy tiggles and kev. Was shit scared as I knew someone posting here then was also working at the same firm then but didn't know who at the firm.
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also...I had my first rof fight with duxo. I had joined couple of months after he had. He used to carry his airs and graces on rof somewhat more diligently at the time.
Of course now he is a much loved old codger.
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I think I was 2007 or maybe 2008
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That's only because his racism and stoic defence of Jimmy Savile look tame compared to some of the lunatics inhabiting Rof these days.
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Early 2007 for me.
I was being transferred within my firm to the sandpit and had zero idea about salaries. I simply googled legal salaries and this orange monstrosity appeared before me.
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I was trying to remember sparklingwater's username the other day. Funnily enough I could remember his irl name but not who he posted as.
MacG! There is a blast from the past. A one man story generating machine.
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I liked woolfie. He and I shared a few pints.
Partner is missed. Seems to still be going strong, from his firm's website.
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Laz: I am still in touch with SNAFU amongst other ex oranges (I know I ain’t alone )
He is doing v well in house, upper echelon stuff in the belly of a global beast
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ah, good for him, one of ROF's nice blokes
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Woolfie is a dad now. Good lad indeed. Laz your confidence req'd on the old trainee thread pls
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Canary : err just turn up for Xmas drinks
you re beyond worry about recognition no?
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Snaf was a dude. Was that pub the globe?
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Ah, good news.
I'll get over there..
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I think it was the globe. Did you come along to the same pint? Another v amiable bloke, snafu
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2006!
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I think I arranged it- me the, snag,months and pithey iirc
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yeah that fits
I once had a beer with montie (in the Raglan) that became manybeers and I had to leave my missus' car where I'd parked it on Gresham Street. Failed to make it in the next morning before the parking charges started again, and picked up a juicy fine.
I bump into pithe on the Newcastle Fans Facebook Group from time to time.
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Jeez, the latest poster on this thread is 2008! Where's our new blood?
..mind you probably not on a thread called "old timers".
2005 for me. Lurked in 2003/4 for sure but I think I only read the news then. First post was something about the 7/7 terrorist attacks..
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In my early days here a lot of the on board chat was dominated by the real world tempestuous romance between two posters called red godfather and _helen.
I met RG at the great portland street rof drinks and after we were introduced he said to me “yeah, me and you don’t get on”, which was weird as I’d never exchanged a word with him on the board. So that goes down as a non positive rofer-meeting experience I spose.
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Bailey is also a survivor from v early days
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