Newcastlol given deceptively simple CL group

PSG depleted, Dortmund not what they once were and Meeeelan will be pushovers. I expect Newcastlol to top that group.

Citheh and Arshehnal given a bye into the group stages

Man Utd have the hardest group with Kane scoring for fun in Munich and a hellish away trip to Galatasary.

Too true RR 

The usual oil club influence at the highest levels of uefa 

A number of very dodgy deals this window as well, all circling around UAE and Saudi (and the influence they have over Boehly and FSG)

One suspects the whole house of cards will fall shortly. You have to hope it does 

And united will be there. Alone. In defence of the sport and the working classes 

Well no

I know I am the only roffer who really follows football but I think most people know the glazers are still in charge (even if it's just because a lack of transfer window activity)