My cat is awesome

That is all

When I meet cats I get what I imagine to be the feeling some women get when meeting adorable (if that is a thing) babies so I think I would.

I had a great streetcat encounter earlier also. Mew!

I get the same thing.

We have some excellent streetcats on the way home from the station.  There's Sooky and Silkytabby, the Old Man of the Yellow Door, Wallcat. Windowcat, Rusticat and Zorro.  Windowcat is particularly great - he yowls silently at you if you do it to him.

My neighbour’s cat is so stupid. It jumps from the fence onto a little table to get into our garden. Yesterday I left my daughter’s pink whale bubble machine on the table and it has freaked it out so much it is sitting on the fence and can’t work out how to get down.

WTF is a pink whale bubble machine?

And my cat is still awesome.  She's currently in her snuggle-rug next to me, occasionally extending a paw to tap me to let me know I'm deficient in the patting department.

a pink whale bubble machine?

its a bubble blower in the shape of a pink whale!

the cat has now remembered that it is a cat and a six-foot fence is not a skyscraper

Our cat sits at his bowl and fishes out chunks of cat meat which he eats off his paw.

 

This is how Planet of the Apes started.

 

Luckily he has been done and so cannot pass on his superior genes.