only 2 days early.  just american efficiency

OMFG

This is why always go cremation 

I used to be a determined "cremation only" guy. But then I realised actually this is dumb cos 

A. If someone wants to bury you alive then they will regardless of your wishes 

B. When you re buried you will be embalmed first. I even if you were alive at first , you certainly wouldn't be after having your body drained of blood and filled with embalming fluid 

Yeah but ashes return to nature faster

How is someone actually going to bury you alive against your wishes?

The sheer amount logistical planning and effort required to successfully carry this off would mean that, unless you’re Piers Morgan or an ex Mr Clergs, you’re quite safe. 

reminds me of that jasper carrot advice - there’s only 1 way 2 kill a mole and that’s 2 bury it alive

Nope nope nope nope nope

I wouldn't mind being spread over a garden when my time comes.

I'd have to be compost mentos to decide though 

4/10

Are bodies to be buried always embalmed?