Forking insane innit

Everything has gone MENTAL

Men are women, the English are Irish, dogs are eating penises! 

*Runs around clutching head*

I don't know but I did have a dream the other day.  I don't remember much except the end bit, it's not exactly heartening stuff.

I was stood up in a rooftop garden or balcony style place somewhere in the city, I had just asked for a lime and soda and as I and the small group of people looked across London there was an explosion from the side of a building in the distance.  Everyone was screaming and running for cover and I nearly laughed as I said, "I wouldn't bother, it's nuclear" as the blast wave hit us.  I experienced a moment of heat and then woke up.

Just to cheer you up like.  That isn't made up, that's an actual dream I had a few days ago.  It may be possible I am playing too much Fallout 4.

Thank you.  harder to get a heh on nurof...

I literally googled and still have no idea what you were reffing but would posit that a cookie heh truly is a harbinger 

It's the typo in your thread title, I'm guessing

I thought it was Magneto and the Professor.

Autocorrect obv

Meant Dr strangelove

heh at Wang

and I also have a feeling of dooooooooommmmmmm

I'm up and down at the moment.  Have had some really good news last week and feeling excited about a few things but tempered by dad who looks older every time I see him and is so pilled up at the moment he's not making a great deal of sense.

Narrator: *Clergs was right again*

this genuinely has aged quite well as we remain, undoubtedly, in a time of massive global tension

Good to see team bed wet was wetting the bed long before I came along to point it out 

Just relocate to Cebu and peace out. 

New tape. Yes. That file. One of those letters. If you could just cut and paste it. No, nothing changed. No changes. C n P. Yes. Thanks.

Cookie outing himself as someone old enough to know what a dictaphone is. And before u start, I had to look it up oldsun 

“Endtines” - something to do with forks, one assumes. Yes, try the forrin dictionary. It’s on that shelf somewhere with the other b-o-o-k-s.

There ought to be some warning about resurrecting old threads. I thought Tecco had returned and was about to get some popcorn in. 

Not only knowing what a dictaphone is but being so bad with computers that you'd need to consider using one.

@rhamnousia
Do you moan this much in person? I can't believe you're in a relationship as you must be absolutely intolerable. 

Whether or not I agree with your opinions, quite frankly, you just need to pipe down.

question - are you single by any chance?

the reason is that you are creepy and humourless

hth

Feels a lot less likely than in the cold war when we were being given pamphlets - Protect and Survive as to what to do when we were nuked. I don't feel it is like end times at all. It feels much more assured and safe.

I think the cold war ddin't crystallise because the people in charge were smart

most people in charge now are not smart

London life are you new here?

I think the cold war ddin't crystallise because the people in charge were smart

Reagan? 

Welcome back, Teclis!

I think Reagan was smarter than Biden, yeah

(and more importantly his advisors were smarter than Biden's advisers)

both dementia sufferers ofc

No, I am in a 3 year relationship and recently engaged.

Creepy and humourless? Haha you've just taken offence as you know I am right. Do you think I was hitting on you and trying to make a joke? I was being completely serious. I can only imagine how much people hate talking to you in person.

Vitriol aside, congrats on the engagement!

Welcome new poster with an axe to grind against clergs, what brought you to this message board?

Some say Endtimes Feeling was Johnny Cash’s best album, although of course it was never officially released in studio form.

Not all single people are creepy and humourless:(

JC - certainly you are correct. LL is creepy and humourless, though, which can be an impediment to a relationship.

I am sure his totally real fiancee loves him very much tho.

Ha it's the fact that you find it so surprising that people find you an absolute bore which confirms what you're like.

"But surely people must love me always complaining!?"

Don't worry, rhamnousia, you can take comfort from your internet friends.