Gammons everywhere literally creaming their beige slacks
Sir Woke XR Re… 03 Oct 23 15:02
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-66984278

marshall hall dies of orgasmic aneurysm

If that doesn't do it the latest Suella speech will... 

Just a taster: 

Our politically correct critics have money. They have status. And they have loud voices.

They have the luxury of promoting seductive but irresponsible ideas safe in the knowledge that their privilege will insulate them from any collateral damage.

The luxury beliefs brigade sit in their ivory towers telling ordinary people that they are morally deficient because they dare to get upset about the impact of illegal migration, net zero, or habitual criminals.

And you can be sure of one thing.

People with luxury beliefs will flock to Labour at the next election because that’s the way to get the kind of society they want.

I have to say that as someone who mostly get around by bike, everyone I have encountered on one of these (or one of the other single wheeled powered things) rides it like an absolute khvnt. 

I couldn't be happier to be seeing them recalled. 

That said, I can see the appeal of smaller personal transport devices for people who live in small apartments etc, where bikes are difficult to store because of poor facilities.