polly pockets still exist??

Yeah. I could probably tell you where they're made as it's likely to still be imprinted in my foot 

I hope Japan

I hear u bro.  i had to spend saturday morning driving to epsom to buy a mario squashem.

Wang we have a Nintendo switch. 

Would recommend 

We have a wii and a DS.  

lost an n64 in a house move for which: gutted

Would have owned you on goldeneye bruv.

Stack 

Power weapons

Have a look at the switch. It's great. 

I dont like the switch on principle because my BIL has one and he's a douche

I can't fault that logic. 

I'd do away with my arms on the basis that my MIL has some and it would mean she'd stop haunting me 

Have u got your minions into horrible histories yet?  funniest kid's  programme in ages for me clive.

Wtf happened to all the classic kids Tele? It's all gone computer generated - Thomas the tank engine, bob the builder, fireman Sam. 

It must be a nightmare writing fireman Sam and having to think of incentive ways to get the fire brigade involved in everyday life. 

Was it Badders' in law who pisses like a horse when she comes to stay?

I thought a polly pocket rocket was a vibrator

I'm guessing I was wrong

Kid's telly nowadays is all about flogging the merchandise. Paw Patrol to the rescue my arse. Paw Patrol through my wallet more likely.

That’s why we stick to CBeebies in our house (with an honourable mention to Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom). 

Paw Patrol is excreble. 

Wasn't there a banker rofette by that name?

Yes Polly pocket rocket. Was she then Polz? There was another polly too.

Polz is the banker. (Whatever happened to her?) Not sure if it is the same person as Polly pocket rocket.

I thought that the worst problem was the Japanese singing?