Ambidexterious

Anyone else have this bizarre feature?  I do.

Sometimes, my right hand comes to the front.  Other times, my left hand dominates.  The older I get, the stronger this difference grows.  This is not a joke.

"Anyone else have this bizarre feature?  I do."

Here, you make it sound like you are a piece of real property you are trying to sell.

"Sometimes, my right hand comes to the front."

Aside from the obvious innuendo, I'm really not sure what this means. 

"Other times, my left hand dominates."

Do your hands actually fight each other? It's sounding more and more weird at this point.

"The older I get, the stronger this difference grows."

I mean... are you saying that every week either your left arm or right arm just hangs limp at your side?

"This is not a joke."

No it sounds bloody serious tbh.

Mocking aside, I kinda understand. I write right handed. Apparently I was a lefty as a toddler but a twot teacher forced it out of me. I throw and catch with either.

I kick left or right (left for accuracy and right for power/distance), but post knee surgery am left for both. 

 

I think I'm left-handed. Writing, tennis, bowling. But then I do some right-handed things: clicking a mouse, batting. A true lefty would have his guitar strung the other way and write up side down. But for the grace of God. 

There's a discussion of left-handed card dealing by right-handers  in an Agatha Christie I read recently. Conclusion - it's normal and you are not a secret left-handed murderer.

My left hand is useless at anything - has about the level of dexterity (can a left hand have any, technically?) my right hand had when I was five or so.

Used to be able play football equally comfortably with either foot, but am 'right-footed'. Bizarrely useless with anything at all left-handed, though.

My son writes left-handed, but does everything else with his right.

Right-handed: Computer mouse, mobile phone.

Left-handed: pen, spoon, fork.

This seems logical. I can eat soup or write a letter while looking at a phone or computer. Eating with the fork in one's right hand is for Americans. 

I am officially left handed - write with my left hand, deal with my left hand 

I cut with scissors with my right hand, play racquet sports with my right hand 

I can write pretty well with my right hand and used to be fairly interchangeable as a kid. 

I tend to start things with my left that require accuracy - sew, hammer etc and right that require strength chisel, spade, but trowel with left. 

If one hand is tired or sore tho I can easily just switch - so painting a room I’ll start with left and then if it gets tired use right and then flit between til the task is done which is useful. Ditto gardening or any physical task / manual labour.

This is becoming more useful as I get older.

There's a discussion of left-handed card dealing by right-handers  in an Agatha Christie I read recently. Conclusion - it's normal and you are not a secret left-handed murderer.

Phew

^ I can play things like table tennis with both hands.

Chess pieces I’ll move with both hands it’s more about side of the board.

I usually throw with my right (strength) but can throw with my left if needed but choose to do so for shorter distances 

Jesus once said if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. Also make sure that the right hand doesn't know what the left one is doing. 

There is no scientific evidence that ambidexterity is a real condition. You are born as either a biological right or left hander and you can't just swap because it feels right. Fvck your lived experience.

/pinko

oldgrumpy I have a mix of dominant sides with strength training. I'm right handed in writing and more strength in my right arm but a stronger left shoulder and back.