Take a sexy hike, the Duke from Bridgerton. Shoosmiths is in town and they are ruddy gorgeous.

"Bloody hell", said a source who stumbled across the firm's LinkedIn page, "Shoosmiths' Bham restructuring team look slick!"

Alas, expanding the post reveals those intense lads are not restructuring solicitors, but Moss Bross models.

Just as well, probably - the actual Shoosmiths team is much more gender (and quiff) diverse.