The RollOnFriday team is sad to have to report that a man in Belgium has caught one of us self-pleasuring.
'Krebs Ferree' emailed to let us know that he recorded a pervert through a camera in one of our computers at ROF Towers. He says that unless we cough up he's going to send it everywhere.
Against the veracity of all this, he did address his email to a woman who left the business ten years ago. But in its favour, it's true and it was me.
I missed the deadline by a couple of hours, but Krebs has not replied and mother hasn't called, so fingers crossed he's got nothing.
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Also, the word 'pilfered' is sadly underused.
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"milked my satan's tail" thank you Jamie, thank you.
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Anyone gullible enough to fall for this is not going to know how to acquire bitcoins and pay them over to the guy/girl!