Wright Hassell has made a video demonstrating how not to play rugby called "We try harder" (geddit?). Brian Moore - look away.
The video commercial places a strong emphasis on effort over skill, with each player chucking the ball over their shoulder as if it was a ticking time-bomb. The lawyers appear admirably unfazed by their lack of ability, although to be fair they are in office blouses and suits. An actual rugby player was also roped in to appear as the opposition in the short video, in what could be a career-ending clip if the footage ever gets more than 10 views.
The fly-half gets off a perfect hospital pass, a valuable skill for any lawyer.
Not what the coach had in mind when he called for a dummy move, but the centre has picked it up off his laces.
It's an odd partnership as he throws it out wide to the wing. A burly Wasps rugby player bears down on Wright Hassell's man, but, somewhat remarkably, he avoids the tackle and a heart attack to score. The crowd go mild as he realises his childhood dream of besting the type of jock who gave him wedgies at school. Despite scoring, the result is pointless.*
Now for the firm to convert** this video into business - tough call.
Here's the clip in all its glory: