Last week, the Liverpool Daily Post ran a diary puff-piece about Halliwells (who?) partner Beverley Bentley. She's one of those modern superwomen who runs a house as well as working as a VERY IMPORTANT LAWYER.

It's pretty tedious fare, although worth reading for the 10.30am entry alone, as follows:

"10.30am: Starbucks for a latte and a catch-up with a banker. We discuss the Liverpool market generally and deal activity levels across the North West. There is talk of a potential meaty deal which the bank is looking at and there’ll hopefully be a sizeable role for Halliwells. We move on to local gossip – I love the fact that the Liverpool marketplace is so village-like."

Wonder what's happened to that deal now, or just Beverley's days generally? Here's her diary for next week, as told to The Source.

6am Alarm goes off. Not sure why.

10.30am Watch Jeremy Kyle with a bowl of Coco Pops.

11am Get out of bed. Would check overnight emails, but Hotmail appears to have crashed.

2pm Go for coffee with an unemployed banker. Fortunately - Liverpool being such a village - I run into a load of my old colleagues at the Job Centre Plus.

4pm Nap.

7pm Bed.

3am Wake up screaming.