Just when we thought lawyers were the only professionals unable to keep their hands off the camcorder, it turns out that accountants are up to their knees in amateur film making too (although on the basis of this, they're a bit more adept).

Semi-congratulations then to Steve Theaker of UHY Peacheys for the performance below, his own personal take on the mawkish Lennon classic Imagine, sexed-up with gut-dropping lyrics about tax bills and the Budget. It looks like it was professionally filmed in some sort of airless hotel conference room style dungeon, rammed with accountant ennui, piss-poor coffee and bad breath. But whatever their sins, did the audience really deserve five verses of that (sample lyric: "Imagine all the people, getting extremely good value for money")?

To paraphrase the words of football commentator extraordinare Barry Davies - just look at their faces. Stony.