Nigel Savage, formerly chief exec of the College of Law, now has some new titles to add to his collection

The rather pedestrian "College of Law" has been upgraded to "University of Law" after being flogged off to Montagu Private Equity. And Savage has traded up too. No longer a humble Chief Exec, he is now "President and Provost". And he's already a Professor. No doubt when he meets Her Majesty for the knighthood to complete the set, she will bow to him.

Lord High Hedgehog, Grand Poobah

A spokesman for the University said that "It is truly an exhilarating time in the history of such a successful university." Heh.