It’s a little early on the morning for this kind of thing, don’t you think...? 

Sounds like the title to a bongo flick

Are you going to mix breed her or keep to the same?

She misses her mum so you're going to get her laid???

Also, what if she is not cool with that?

I don't think dogs think of it in those terms, Meh.

Have you picked a dog?

is that going to be difficult to find in time?

But we don't know do we? What if she was waiting for dog marriage?

Wish me luck...

why, are you going to be the sire?

I don't think dogs have a concept of monogamy within a committed relationship. Maybe some penguins do. I am not sure dogs are like penguins. Or lobsters or swans.

00 - applying plums for Tilly getting laid.

How do you know when a ladydog is in season?  Srsly?  

Bit of bleeding usually. Swelling. Errrm. Those are the signs I know. Otherwise I am not well versed.

Surely the bleeding happens at the end of being in season?

I thought it was at the beginning. I am sure Doggers will inform us.

They start behaving like they are on a night out at the Clapham Grand, Wang.

*imagines Tilly wearing far too much make up, clasping a bottle of Bacardi Breezer in her paws and slurring her woofs at any dog she sees*

Exactly. I have seen a bitch in heat humping another bitch to impress the dogs. It seemed to do the trick.

Haha at dusty.  So what you’re saying is most females in Newcastle are in season....?

beginning of season Wang.

She is out of Kenocto Dreamboat of Breezybrook and I've picked a non related sire out of the same stud, Kiltonbeck Rupert of Breezybrook. 

She had her genetic testing finished a month ago so she's good to go.

Dusty, a mixed breed is unlikely to have been genetically tested for the same things.

She'll probably be ready Saturday and Sunday so she'll be taken up there a couple of days in a row.

You know I fully expect puppy photos once they are available....

fooking state of this.